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re: The Atlantic: Swim Caps Are Keeping Black Women Out of Pools

Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50375 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

I swim in a public NYC pool fairly often. There is an epidemic of children requiring goggles and holding their nose when they jump in the pool. The situation needs to be addressed.


The nose-holding is silly, but if I don't use goggles I can barely stand the chemicals anymore. I don't know if they've upped the amount they use since I was a kid or if my eyes just can't handle it anymore, but it burns like crazy.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29970 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:20 pm to
umm if they have frickin corn rows they dont need swim caps

and a swim cap works just fine for afros and even afro puffs (aka micky mouse ears called a hair style)

i love the part about fear of drowning as an excuse if you are on a swim team you should be able to swim dont you think?
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26696 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:23 pm to
Has anyone pointed out that you don't need a swim cap to swim?

Get your fricking hair wet bitches.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:25 pm to
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one thing that’s often overlooked is that swim caps aren’t designed to protect common hairstyles among black women

Wait, why don't they just use the swim caps made for Texas women?

Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26696 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:28 pm to
OP reads like an Onion article.

The ONLY thing keeping black women from playing WATER POLO is swim caps.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123984 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:30 pm to
If only People of Color liked drowning, like those damn wypipo. My kids love to drown so much I have to stop them 2-3 times a day.
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
42548 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:34 pm to
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"Hello, Sharks....my name is BHP and I'm here asking for a $250,000 investment in exchange for 10% of my company...Nappy Caps. Nappy caps will save the lives and Jheri Curls of countless black people. Now, which one of you sharks want to take a bite out of black drowning deaths?"




The ONE - the ONLY -

:bow:
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
10763 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

fricking give up.


With the real issues we need to handle THIS is what is written? Lol
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
10929 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:44 pm to
no cap - why - no can do...
quote:

kayaking

... it's a helmet and they come in all sizes?
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 4:49 pm
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21530 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:49 pm to
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Please be quiet. Article is dumb enough without you trying to out-tard it.


Muscle is dense, muscular people have a much harder time treading water than average people due to muscle and fat percentages.

Look up long distance swimming records, it's literally the only sport women beat men in and it's due to higher body fat percentages.

If, on average, blacks are more muscular than whites then it's absolutely true that they'd have a harder time swimming.

Saying so isn't tarding up anything, it's just physics.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

The ONLY thing keeping black women from playing WATER POLO is swim caps.

Well, that, and the horses keep drowning.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64623 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

I fricking give up.


Stay strong my brother.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:17 pm to
LINK

Google says the article's author is full of shite.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
42941 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Muscle is dense, muscular people have a much harder time treading water than average people due to muscle and fat percentages.

Look up long distance swimming records, it's literally the only sport women beat men in and it's due to higher body fat percentages.

If, on average, blacks are more muscular than whites then it's absolutely true that they'd have a harder time swimming.

Saying so isn't tarding up anything, it's just physics.
If true, this may make a difference in the third SD or something. It would NOT explain the HUGE disparity in “cannot swim” numbers.
Posted by selfgen
youngsville
Member since Aug 2006
1040 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 5:53 pm to
That explains why Hank Johnson was so concerned about Guam tipping over.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89493 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:06 pm to
I've told this story before - damned near 40 years ago, I was at Boy Scout summer camp in picturesque Trout, Louisiana (Camp Attakapas, which is some kind of cultural appropriation that somehow slipped passed the PC culture). There was a troop of black scouts coming through for the first time with us.

Great guys, but they could not swim or canoe worth a frick. They came in last in the "in and out" canoe race so bad we had to swim out and tow them in.

Good times...

(ETA: And us white scouts with the "good" hair did not wear "swim caps" back then. In fact, I think you would have gotten your arse kicked for something like that.)
This post was edited on 8/13/18 at 6:08 pm
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:09 pm to
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Lack of affordable swim lessons"


I’m more appalled at this being an excuse

That’s like saying there is a lack of affordable private chauffeurs. We don’t all need swim lessons from a private coach.

That’s what parents are for. But just like everything else we will refuse to require any responsibility from parents. Especially black parents. It’s Uncle Sam’s problem if your kids can’t swim.

It won’t be long before there are governement sponsored swim lessons for black people. What a joke.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89493 posts
Posted on 8/13/18 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

Nappy Caps(tm)


BHP just goes out and delivers.

Again and again and again. Just like UP fricking S.
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