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Terrible terrible dream last night. Need to share with someone.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:56 pm
Woooaaa man.
I dreamt it was a few months from now and I was one of just about 5% of the population left unvaccinated. I had no passport, couldn't shop or go to the movies, couldn't go to the park, or the mall.
Even when I went on walks, young studious looking men or angry women with closely cropped hair would demand to see my papers (passport). Then they would threaten me and ridicule me for my selfishness at being unvaccinated.
So, I spent most of my time indoors. I bought all my fruits and veggies from roadside vendors... all my meat through Amazon. Thank God I worked from home, or I would have starved.
Then a strange thing happened. In Nov 2022, election night, the results showed an overwhelming and unprecedentedly democrat victory with NINETY NINE percent of the vote. Of course, you could not vote without a passport. So, it appeared that 99% of all vacinated voters voted democrat!
In the weeks that followed I began to hear my neighbors emit deep gutteral sounds, almost growls. Their viral loads were so high they seems to walk in yellowish clouds rimenicent of PIG-PEN from the old Peanuts cartoons. Soon, they began to lurch and often dragged one leg behind the other. They began to smell. Their hair grew long and was filthy and matted. They constantly scratched themselves.
Soon they ceased to wear clothes and I observed that their members were now massively oversized like that of a donkey.
Then, one by one, they left the homes and simply lumbered away.
Never to return.
Only the 5% remained. And we never knew fully what happened to the poor vaccinated.
Six months later the the new defense force located Dr. Fauci cowering at the bottom of a eight foot deep spider hole. Under interrogation he admitted that he never actually took the vaccine.
Then I awoke and realized it was all a dream.
So now I am more torn than ever. Vaccine or no vaccine. Is this a silly meaningless dream or a warning?
I dreamt it was a few months from now and I was one of just about 5% of the population left unvaccinated. I had no passport, couldn't shop or go to the movies, couldn't go to the park, or the mall.
Even when I went on walks, young studious looking men or angry women with closely cropped hair would demand to see my papers (passport). Then they would threaten me and ridicule me for my selfishness at being unvaccinated.
So, I spent most of my time indoors. I bought all my fruits and veggies from roadside vendors... all my meat through Amazon. Thank God I worked from home, or I would have starved.
Then a strange thing happened. In Nov 2022, election night, the results showed an overwhelming and unprecedentedly democrat victory with NINETY NINE percent of the vote. Of course, you could not vote without a passport. So, it appeared that 99% of all vacinated voters voted democrat!
In the weeks that followed I began to hear my neighbors emit deep gutteral sounds, almost growls. Their viral loads were so high they seems to walk in yellowish clouds rimenicent of PIG-PEN from the old Peanuts cartoons. Soon, they began to lurch and often dragged one leg behind the other. They began to smell. Their hair grew long and was filthy and matted. They constantly scratched themselves.
Soon they ceased to wear clothes and I observed that their members were now massively oversized like that of a donkey.
Then, one by one, they left the homes and simply lumbered away.
Never to return.
Only the 5% remained. And we never knew fully what happened to the poor vaccinated.
Six months later the the new defense force located Dr. Fauci cowering at the bottom of a eight foot deep spider hole. Under interrogation he admitted that he never actually took the vaccine.
Then I awoke and realized it was all a dream.
So now I am more torn than ever. Vaccine or no vaccine. Is this a silly meaningless dream or a warning?
Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:57 pm to RiverCityTider
I had a similar dream, but I wasn’t wearing any pants
Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:58 pm to RiverCityTider
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In the weeks that followed I began to hear my neighbors emit deep gutteral sounds, almost growls. Their viral loads were so high they seems to walk in yellowish clouds rimenicent of PIG-PEN from the old Peanuts cartoons. Soon, they began to lurch and often dragged one leg behind the other. They began to smell. Their hair grew long and was filthy and matted. They constantly scratched themselves.
Soon they ceased to wear clothes and I observed that their members were now massively oversized like that of a donkey.
This post was edited on 8/5/21 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:59 pm to RiverCityTider
Dude go outside an enjoy life
Posted on 8/5/21 at 4:00 pm to RiverCityTider
What strain did you smoke before bed?
Posted on 8/5/21 at 4:03 pm to RiverCityTider
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angry women with closely cropped hair
Karens
Posted on 8/5/21 at 4:25 pm to RiverCityTider
Last night I dreamed that in addition to my golden retriever puppy I also had a baby elephant which was the same size. And I couldn't for the life of me figure out what in he hell I was going to do with the elephant.
Sorry, not as vivid as yours.
Sorry, not as vivid as yours.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 4:41 pm to RiverCityTider
I don’t dream at all about anything related to vaccination or covid.
Sounds like someone’s obsessed.
Sounds like someone’s obsessed.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 4:45 pm to RiverCityTider
I actually enjoyed reading that.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 4:56 pm to RiverCityTider
Need a deep sea ROV for bullshite that deep
Posted on 8/5/21 at 5:06 pm to RiverCityTider
That's deep man.
I'm still working on my chemistry homework that was due 35 years ago.
I'm still working on my chemistry homework that was due 35 years ago.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 5:08 pm to RiverCityTider
This place has become Facebook
Posted on 8/5/21 at 5:20 pm to RiverCityTider
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I observed that their members were now massively oversized like that of a donkey.
Posted on 8/5/21 at 5:24 pm to RiverCityTider
You woke before seeing Fauci’s fate?
Darn
Darn
Posted on 8/5/21 at 8:52 pm to RiverCityTider
you need to pray bro.
And put your big boy pants on and live life and if someone a regular citizen tries to stop you for not having a "passport" punch that fool in the face and them know this is america bitch
And put your big boy pants on and live life and if someone a regular citizen tries to stop you for not having a "passport" punch that fool in the face and them know this is america bitch
Posted on 8/5/21 at 9:00 pm to RiverCityTider
In a lot of ways, you're not far off from reality. Stay strong brother.
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