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re: Ted Cruz haircut making rounds today on social media

Posted on 2/12/21 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7590 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 3:27 pm to
His wife is almost as butt ugly as that haircut.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27999 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 6:01 pm to
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Whiznot


Let's see that fat feminist hog you are waiting for to come home from her bulls house.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12322 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 6:03 pm to
He got out the chair before they were done. He’s halfway to greatness.
Posted by Threauxdat
Member since Feb 2021
50 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 6:04 pm to
He got that Morgan wallen
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16894 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 6:07 pm to
Ol' boy got him a siete
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50961 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by Wednesday
Member since Aug 2017
16989 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 6:20 pm to
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Uh, beards/goatees are very rare in New Iberia.


You clearly have spent no time in Da Berry.

Lion Ted looks like a native in this picture
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
9117 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 6:33 pm to
You a NISH Bish?
Posted by Mike Joyce
Member since Jan 2021
400 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 6:38 pm to
If he was 40 years younger Joe would definitely be sniffing that bad boy.
Posted by LakeCharles
USA
Member since Oct 2016
5350 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 6:57 pm to
Looks like Ted had a few too many in the company of Gowdy's barber.

Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:02 pm to
Damn, I thought A Flock of Seagulls started that hairstyle!!!



( No, Ted's buzz isn't real. #FakeNews )
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3186 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:31 pm to
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Is that the new Bunkie Cut?


No, just a basic Grosse Tete.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141543 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:49 pm to
that's a skullet.

Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30956 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 10:05 pm to
It's a version of a mohawk. He's going to war. Message has been sent.
Posted by Kirk Herbstreit
in the outhouse
Member since Jan 2005
6172 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 10:08 pm to
I wonder if the OT great Ronnie or Tristan cut his hair.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13225 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 10:33 pm to
I’ve seen some nice pieces before...lion ted has a frickin nice piece of hair. Especially for his age.
Posted by Cossatotjoe
Member since Oct 2020
938 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 10:36 pm to
It’s the old Arkansas Waterfall.
Posted by Ollieoxenfree99
Member since Aug 2018
7748 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 10:38 pm to
Mike Cruz
Ted Gundy

Samesies
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 12:35 am to
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It’s almost like none of you have ever been to Robeline.


Never have, does the Driftwood Lounge in Zwolle count?

Looks to me like the hair on Cruz’s temples is the same length as the rear of his head, he just quit covering up the gray, and it makes it look like the hair is cut to the scalp from a distance.
This post was edited on 2/13/21 at 12:40 am
Posted by frogtown
Member since Aug 2017
5769 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 6:59 am to
Sign of the times. This is just what happens when you can't go to the barber shop during COVID. Peeps have to cut their own hair. Cruz is no different.
This post was edited on 2/13/21 at 7:02 am
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