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Stop UK knife violence now! Ban pointy kitchen knives.

Posted on 6/1/18 at 9:59 am
Posted by CBDTiger
NOLA
Member since Mar 2004
1245 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 9:59 am
So says a retiring UK judge.

quote:

“Why we do need eight-inch or 10-inch kitchen knives with points?” he asked. “Butchers and fishmongers do, but how often, if at all, does a domestic chef use the point of an eight-inch or 10-inch knife? Rarely, if at all.”


The foot of the slippery slope comes into view...

Assault knives are too pointy.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24656 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:02 am to
Sporks for all!
Posted by Quaker
Member since Mar 2018
304 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:02 am to
If the UK isn’t the perfect example of “give them an inch they will take a mile” then idk what is.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35034 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:02 am to
Paging harry.


Errrr... TSLG
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20385 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:04 am to
Operation Sea Lion

Posted by RentSeekAndDestroy
Member since Mar 2018
602 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:06 am to
The reality of the U.K. has gotten so ridiculous you can’t even parody it anymore. It is such a parody of itself, there is no way to take it any farther to make a joke.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:08 am to
quote:

TheFonz


Hell March
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35034 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:12 am to
GOAT
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:18 am to
They need to ban pointed headed judges and academicians.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17033 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:22 am to
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If the UK isn’t the perfect example of “give them an inch they will take a mile” then idk what is.


Correction, the UK is now metric. So, it's "Give them a centimeter and they'll take a kilometer."
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:34 am to
When I read this I can't help but thing of some of the scenes and visuals from 1984. Orwell describing the boiled cabbage. Just ridiculous that its within possibility one day
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