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re: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Cover Released

Posted on 5/16/22 at 6:52 pm to
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
18185 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 6:52 pm to
Correct, I'd wager SI subscriptions are down at magazine ending rates. These companies can continue to do this woke shite and commit suicide.

NETFLIX recognized it but probably too late. Poor little progstains.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
18185 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 6:54 pm to
It would just provide you fapping material. Gross.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
26950 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 6:55 pm to
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That she would choose such an flattering swimsuit is what is bewildering. A modest, one piece suit would have been a much better choice.


Because that's not in-your-face enough for the woke-ists. There are attractive plus-size models, but they don't typically dress in a way that accentuates all the wrong things. No woman does that on purpose. I think it's healthy for teenage girls for the industry to provide models that don't all look like Heidi Klum, but it's not healthy to glorify obesity.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
26950 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 6:58 pm to
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I can see that at home.


Posted by TigerRad
Columbia, SC
Member since Jan 2007
5361 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:00 pm to
Corporate wokeness is coming from the UN and their ESG initiatives. Blackrock, Vanguard, etc have bought into it to maximize control over investment hungry companies. Why would Gillette and Disney do things that specifically alienate their exact customers? Its to appease their overlords. Blackrock buys all the stock.
Posted by Sabans straw hat
Member since May 2022
1065 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:02 pm to
Gross
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26130 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:20 pm to
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Do the down votes mean 51 people, on this site, would "do" this "Pillsbury Dough Cow"?


It’s all about opportunity and the risk. In the right circumstances every man would, and anyone saying they wouldn’t is either lying, gay, or has never been in such circumstances.

Deploy for 16 months and turn her down, lol.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:24 pm to
You used to be able to crank to a JC Penney catalog before Mom got home from work. Now it’s all granny porn and cellulite.
Posted by Edmt
77436
Member since Mar 2022
370 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 9:26 am to
Eh, seen fatter in the real world.

But, Who The F is buying swimsuit magazines in 2022?!
Posted by Toomer Deplorable
Team Bitter Clinger
Member since May 2020
23739 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 9:34 pm to
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There are attractive plus-size models, but they don't typically dress in a way that accentuates all the wrong things.


You got that right.

It is even worse than simply a lack of fabric covering her “trouble” spots: the vertical cut of the suit actually draws your eyes to those areas.

Whoever was the fashion designer for that shoot has to be a homosexual that secretly hates woman and seeks to make them look as unappealing as possible.
Posted by SquaringCircles
Member since Sep 2021
1509 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 10:04 pm to
Y’all had me rolling. Top 2: “no way she gets it all when she wipes” and “I can see that at home.”

Here’s my unfunny take: having out of control blood sugar swings and desperately scarfing down 4,000 calories a day like you’re starving when you currently have enough fat on board to live for 6 month without eating—that is a disease. This woman is most likely very unhealthy, and if she isn’t now, she will be before she should be. This disease is encouraged (or at least not discouraged enough) because lots of profit margins, from Coca-Cola to Eli Lilly, are built on it. It’s not enlightened to celebrate and normalize obesity.

I have been very fat, and I finally lost it. I know what it’s like, and I empathize 100%. There is free will, and people should always be encouraged to use it.
Posted by Foreskinski
Member since Dec 2005
1107 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 10:08 pm to
Lots of hail damage on those thighs
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13292 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 10:12 pm to
12 yo me couldn’t even fap to that. Why are we destroying America?
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42130 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 10:13 pm to
I wouldn’t hesitate
Posted by sonuvapitcher
Member since Aug 2008
2131 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
20728 posts
Posted on 5/18/22 at 11:59 pm to
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Dude...if you only knew.



Dude….I know.


People who are independently wealthy, don’t go around telling people they are independently wealthy.

Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
27032 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 12:22 am to
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It's time differently proportioned women are recognized in a favorable fashion.


It's time differently-abled athletes are recognized in professional and Olympic sports.

I call QB.
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 7:22 am to
IWHI!
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 7:24 am to
Cover Text
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Be the Change You Want to Be
OK. I do NOT want to be obese.
This post was edited on 5/19/22 at 7:25 am
Posted by Mrwhodat
Member since Dec 2015
10296 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 7:33 am to
Could be worse:

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