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Someone threw a White Claw at Ted Cruz during the parade today

Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:28 pm
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:28 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80228 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:29 pm to
That’s shitty. Certain yutes throw golf balls at us when we ride in Mardi Gras. Gotta keep your head on a swivel
Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10694 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:30 pm to
I’d have cracked it open and waved “thanks!”
Posted by texas tortilla
houston
Member since Dec 2015
1816 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:31 pm to
Should have had an astros jersey on instead of a red shirt.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49215 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:33 pm to
Cruz said the guy had a noodle arm.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45202 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:35 pm to
Closer to being murdered than AOC on J6.

Ted is actually at the scene and actually had someone attack him with something.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45202 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:36 pm to
Congress should convene White Claw hearings on this dark event.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
24780 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

Cruz said the guy had a noodle arm.



If Ol boy had not have spotted it and knocked it away Ted would've gone night night


Question is was this thrown by a patriot or a Democrat?
Posted by Trucker21
77044
Member since Sep 2022
189 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:40 pm to
ala Stone Cold. That's the badass Texan way.
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
2637 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 7:57 pm to
Dude throws better than McCullers
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
76476 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

threw a White Claw
typical

Only figs and broads drink White Claw
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15805 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

Ted's been pounding the doughnuts

He is looking a bit corn fed.
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
2976 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 8:09 pm to
It was Cruz’s gay lover. They had a fight a few minutes before the parade started.
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
4455 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 8:09 pm to
Man I’ll down some Bud Lite Seltzers. But I do think this white claw thrower may be an Aggie fan.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140394 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 8:11 pm to

quote:

It was Cruz’s gay lover.


Why were you two fighting?
This post was edited on 11/7/22 at 8:16 pm
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19514 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 8:14 pm to

…because Zima is no longer available.
This post was edited on 11/7/22 at 8:16 pm
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
2976 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Why were you two fighting?


What a zinger.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140394 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 8:19 pm to
Yours was waaaaaay better, commie. Waaaaaay better. Very original.
Posted by 3BlockUber
Member since Aug 2022
489 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 8:20 pm to
No reason for Ted to be in a World Series parade. Take all politicians out of it, it should have been about the team.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57941 posts
Posted on 11/7/22 at 8:47 pm to
I bet this will get all kind of tv airtime like Paul Pelosi
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