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Where is the option to close down 4-year colleges?

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Where is the option to close down 4-year colleges?

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I guess that is under "fully fund UL/LSU/SU System"

I solved the budget AND generated 6.15% of more overall revenue

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for Louisiana

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So, easy mode? :)

(That's a jab at how inept and corrupt LA's government is, not you.)

Where's the money for the Cajun Navy?

I solved it!

Just a heads up, you connasses won't have much of an education left. Mississippi will be a bastion of Education when compared to Louisiana if I had my way. I also got rid of those film tax credits. The country won't be laughing at Louisiana any more once Swamp People is taken off the air...that's a win, I guess. I managed to keep your gasoline from going up but your chewing Tobacco is going to increase. Also, your prisoners may have to walk in chains along the highways if they need to be moved. Busing them is a luxury...they don't need that (maybe multitask and make then pick up trash along the highway on their way to court???).


Overall, your state is fricked.

I eliminated the deficit and generated about 4% additional revenue without having to cut any spending on education nor health.



What I found especially interesting were what results were above 60%:

-Maintain mental rehabilitation services for individuals 21 years or older: 72.04%

-Increase tobacco excise tax by 22 cents: 70.62%

-Decrease funding for Local Housing of State Adult Offenders: 68.72%

-Maintain pediatric Day Healthcare services: 67.77%

-Require co-payments when many Medicaid patients seek treatment from physicians, clinics and hospitals: 66.82%

-Require many Medicaid recipients to have a job, enroll in job training or perform acceptable volunteer work: 66.35%

-Eliminate two positions for the Atchafalaya Basin Program: 63.51%

-Make Permanent Reductions to Tax Credits, Deductions and Rebates that were suspended in 2015: 61.14%

-Maintain spending for the state stock of Meals-Ready-to-Eat (MREs) used during disasters over the past year: 60.66%

-(DO NOT) Eliminate supplemental funding to senior centers: 60.19% (this was the only NO answer above 60%)

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Just a heads up, you connasses won't have much of an education left.

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We don’t need 28 fricking 4 year colleges.
Oh noz kids may have to actually go away to college again

Why can politicians not understand how to solve the problem

Revenue increase of 5.88.

Surplus of 612 million.

...and I did it without a dime of cuts to services to the elderly, kids, or mentally ill.

Under my budget, Louisiana would be a really lousy place to be a state employee or leftist college professor...but a pretty good place to live.