re: Smartest Thread of the Day anywhere on the Internet

Not really a "salt of the earth" type huh?

Let the first MFer touch what's left of my vegetable garden and they'll feel the wraith. I put too much work into that small piece of Earth for some troglodyte to come smash it.

The antifa man says it's the end of time
And the Mississippi River, she's a-goin' dry
The interest is up and the stock market's down
And you only get mugged if you go Demo-towns

I live back in the woods you see
My woman and the kids and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun, a rifle and a four-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk 'til dawn (Yeah)
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain't too many things these old boys can't do

We grow good-ole tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run
'Cause we're them old boys raised on shotguns
We say grace, and we say ma'am
If you ain't into that, we don't give a damn

We came from the West Virginia coal mines
And the Rocky Mountains, and the western skies
And we can skin a buck, we can run a trot line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name, just Hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a pansy-assed man

He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
And I'd send him some homemade wine
But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
For 43 dollars, my friend lost his life

I'd love to spit some Beech-Nut in that dude's eyes
And shoot him with my old .45
'Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

'Cause you can't starve us out and you can't make us run
'Cause we're them old boys raised on shotguns
We say grace, and we say ma'am
If you ain't into that, we don't give a damn

We're from North California and South Alabam'
And little towns all around this land
And we can skin a buck, and run a trotline
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
A country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I would be polite and give them a warning first.

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You mean this person wants to incite violence and destruction by advancing on rural towns.... Where people take a week off ( school holidays/ work) at the opening of deer season... Where people get up to go hunting before going to school? That's the plan?

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is the plan for "frick around"?

because it's obvious what's about to get "found out"

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Can you imagine these people trying to start an attack in a place like West Monroe or Winnfield, La.?

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And if anyone is planning to attack a town with a name like Dry Prong, La, well good luck with that.

frick around in Ouachita parish and find out how much a friend of police they will become when some redneck in crocs with his Remington 870 sticks it in your face.

Someone should inform this guy that these rural towns are packing more heat combined than the city police depts and they won’t get the benefit of those woke DA’s to hide behind after getting shot or run over with their bs.

buddy!