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Sheila Jackson Lee: The Moon Is 'Made Up Mostly of Gases'

Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:30 pm
Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:30 pm
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While Democrats and leftist alarmists decry conservatives for supposedly peddling "misinformation" about "the Science™" related to climate, COVID, and genders (there are two, FYI), their own Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas is out and about telling constituents some real whoppers about the solar eclipse.

Speaking on Monday at an event she claims to have "created" at Booker T. Washington High School in her Houston-area district, she tried to provide some scientific explanation for the solar system's workings — but any students who listened are going to fail Astronomy 101.

"You have the energy of the moon at night," Jackson Lee tried explaining to attendees, seeming to misunderstand that the moon doesn't release energy at night, it is merely reflecting light from the sun.

"And sometimes you've heard the word 'full moon,'" she continued. "Sometimes you need to take the opportunity just to come out and see a full moon," which the graduate of Yale explained is a "complete rounded circle which is made up mostly of gases."

Huh? The moon is, well, solid. That's why astronauts can...land on it. There is a notable lack of gases on the moon, hence the need for space suits for the Apollo astronauts to not immediately die outside of their lunar landers.

Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:31 pm to
I thought it was made of cheese
Posted by Figgy
CenCal
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:32 pm to
That's dumb. Everyone knows it is made of cheese.

ETA: Dammit Leto!
This post was edited on 4/9/24 at 1:32 pm
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:32 pm to
FACT it is indeed made of cheese
Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:35 pm to
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Sheila Jackson Lee/YALE


Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
4390 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:35 pm to
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson-Lee (D):

The moon is "made up mostly of gases" so we can soon live inside it, unlike the sun which is "almost" too hot to go near.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:36 pm to
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Huh? The moon is, well, solid. That's why astronauts can...land on it.


You are confusing the moon and Mars. The astronauts landed on Mars. Neal Armstrong left a flag there.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:38 pm to
But what if it were made of spare ribs? Would you eat it?
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:38 pm to
Moons over my Hammy
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:39 pm to
Like your butt, the moon is full of gas.

That's why showing someone your butt is called "mooning".
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:40 pm to
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You are confusing the moon and Mars. The astronauts landed on Mars. Neal Armstrong left a flag there.


Believe it was McKinney from GA years ago that said we already had a manned mission to Mars.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:41 pm to
Showing off her Didn't Earn It Ivy League diploma.
Posted by Alt26
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:41 pm to


As an aside, if the moon were made of spare ribs do you think Shelia would eat it?
Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
10320 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:42 pm to
Looking at her face alone tells you she has a sub 50 IQ
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:45 pm to
Well, Lee said something similar.

Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:46 pm to
Those comments would make VP Dumbass, giggle.
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:46 pm to
If we flip Guam, can that propel a rocket to the moon to collect gas?
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:50 pm to
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But what if it were made of spare ribs? Would you eat it?


Heck, I'd have seconds.
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:54 pm to
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unlike the sun which is "almost" too hot to go near.


Ya gotta go there at night when it's cooler.
Posted by KiwiHead
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Member since Jul 2014
27404 posts
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:57 pm to
Itsa big pizza pie!
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