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re: Sam's Club is packed and bonkers.. Toilet paper gone..

Posted on 10/2/24 at 4:05 pm to
Posted by BlueFalcon
Aberdeen Scotland
Member since Dec 2011
3681 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Sam's Club is packed and bonkers.. Toilet paper gone..


If the 2020's have got you prepping yet you're not paying attention to sh!t

I'm not saying you need to live in a bunker but you should normally have enough food and other household supplies to get through at least a month and that is a minimum
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102731 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Edit- bottled water gone too.


Pretty sure that’s bottled in US. And you have endless supply of filtered tap water
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 5:51 pm to
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 5:52 pm to
quote:


Does anyone know you can wash your arse with soap and water and a towel?
I have 100's of MRE toilet paper packets if anyone is interested.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102731 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Does anyone know you can wash your arse with soap and water and a towel?


Or buy a bidet attachment
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102731 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

it gets that bad just get in the shower after your dump.


Make sure to use wife’s shower puff to scrub real good too
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15070 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

Never understood the TP hoarding. If it gets that bad just get in the shower after your dump.


Or you could just install a bidet on your toilet.

They have good ones for $50 and it takes like ten mins to install. Trust me, you not going back once you get one.

Best thing ever to combat those chocolate sludge shits that use to take almost an evtire roll of toilet paper to clean your arse.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
21910 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 6:52 pm to
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7437 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 7:22 pm to
Posted by FMtTXtiger
Member since Oct 2018
5320 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 7:27 pm to
Could it be the hurricane and not the port issue? Only reason i ask is b/c i think some of the paper companies are in GA and TN?

not 100% certain though


if you are going to stock up on anything, should be meds(ingredients) and coffee. Coffee is already going to go up in the next few weeks , again.
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13913 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

Or go in the woods


If done properly, no toilet paper is even needed to wipe
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28161 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 7:53 pm to
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We installed a bidet during Covid to offset the high TP demand.
quote:

We installed a bidet during Covid to offset the high TP demand.


What sort of extra space does that require....we have no bathroom with an entire toilet sized space beside the toilet
Posted by WWII Collector
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Posted on 10/3/24 at 12:04 am to
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This post was edited on 10/3/24 at 12:10 am
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47165 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 5:25 am to
Everybody panic!!!
Posted by CHiPs25
Member since Apr 2014
3119 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 5:32 am to
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Why toilet paper?


The same reason that milk and bread are the choice during storms. People are inept.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12713 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 5:34 am to
My area Rouses had plenty of TP and paper towels. They even had the cheap brand Fiora on sale for 4.99 a pack of toilet paper and paper towels.
Posted by razor55red
Member since Sep 2017
492 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 6:16 am to
That's still one of the top 5 videos ever!
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10940 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 7:39 am to
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Does anyone know you can wash your arse with soap and water and a towel?


I dont have FB anymore but i had a field day belittling all the parents crying about diapers during covid.

If only there was another way to keep your baby wrapped up!!!

I assumed my sams being out of water monday was trifold. 1st of the month, strike fears, and hopefully it was redirected for helene victims.

I got 4 cases finally this morning at walmart. Bottled water is all i drink outside of an occasional glass of wine.
This post was edited on 10/3/24 at 7:41 am
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33665 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 7:44 am to
So these stupid fricking hoarders don’t realize toilet paper is made here and not imported?

I really hate people sometimes…
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6749 posts
Posted on 10/3/24 at 7:45 am to
No extra space needed. You only have replace the toilet seat. Go the Brondell website
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