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re: Remember when TD.com's own SirWinston went on live TV?

Posted on 6/22/26 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 6/22/26 at 2:55 pm to
we met at a regular bar and bullshitted for a while. there was some bums acting up and shite on the street so he said he knew a different spot down the road, so we went there. it was an outside patio type thing with a mix of regular looking dudes and some weirdos, but way less women haha. This was like 6 years ago during covid but I remember a dude wearing a wedding dress handing out some flyers talking about the business next to the bar not being gay inclusive. when I went inside to get a drink or use the bathroom it was clear it was a gay bar at that point. like I said, not a big deal because I am married anyway so I was just looking to get a couple of drinks and pass some time. we bullshitted for a while then we both headed out. I think at some point he said something like this place must have changed to a gay bar but I don't quite remember. He talked about having a fiance and stuff. he was a little quirky but about what you would expect for a dude in portland. also probably the least crazy thing to happen on that trip to be honest. That city was fricking crazy.

we had some duels back when we both posted at saintsreport and they carried over to here. he was pretty prolific poster here back then but I dont think he had posted that doll or anything about that girl back then. I dont exactly remember how we decided to meet up but I am sure I either asked him some shite about portland or something. back then he was a big time trump supporter.
This post was edited on 6/22/26 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26795 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 2:55 pm to
Worse than William Hung's performance on American Idol....much worse and makes you want to slap the shite out of him.
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
59684 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 2:57 pm to
I had never seen that before now.

And now that I have, I hate you for making me aware of it. I hope you get a yeast infection, Stout.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
183427 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:00 pm to
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so he said he knew a different spot down the road,



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but I remember a dude wearing a wedding dress handing out some flyers talking about the business next to the bar not being gay inclusive.


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I think at some point he said something like this place must have changed to a gay bar



This has me laughing so hard.

"I know a place down the street...um it totally wasn't a gay bar last time I was here"

Just lol
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179414 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:03 pm to
why is SirWinston banned? i'm assuming so, hasn't posted since april.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47996 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:04 pm to
yeah it was crazy, that whole trip was crazy to be honest. having never been to portland and showing up during the height of the blm riots in portland. I was there on the 100th straight night of riots. I got to portland after midnight and drove to the hotel. as I was circling down off a bridge to get to the hotel downtown a completely naked woman jumped into the middle of the street and was screaming like a fricking zombie or some shite. alot of crazy shite like that. I went back again during the ice riot which was cool but the city was nowhere near as bad as it was the first time.

Posted by theballguy
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38562 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:05 pm to
I would bet money he’s sucking one at this moment.
Posted by Fat Bastard
alter hunter
Member since Mar 2009
91554 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:05 pm to
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thats not sir winston hahah I met him in portland one time.




that clown is one of the softest weakest cucks we have ever had here.

he may not beat out HHTM but he is close!
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47996 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:08 pm to
His doppelgänger is Dan hooker

Dude looked just like Dan hooker

Posted by Fat Bastard
alter hunter
Member since Mar 2009
91554 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:13 pm to
was the whole british shtick fake or real?
Posted by Fat Bastard
alter hunter
Member since Mar 2009
91554 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:15 pm to
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he did actually take me to a gay bar.



Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47996 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:20 pm to
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was the whole british shtick fake or real?


I definitely dont remember anything over the top. Like I said, he seemed pretty normal overall considering it was portland haha.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144266 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:35 pm to
No homo, but I miss that sexually ambiguous murph.

Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
174656 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:37 pm to
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was the whole british shtick fake or real?

I thought it was an Aussie thing
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47996 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:37 pm to
I havent paid much attention but what has he done to make everyone mad? I feel like at one point he had alot of people typing british around here.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
174656 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:38 pm to
I thought he was pretty funny even if the schtick got old after a while
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
37036 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:47 pm to
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I feel like at one point he had alot of people typing british around here.

Yeah, that was a strange thing he/she often did, the reason for which I am completely unaware. But more so what stuck out about him, if anything, was (is??) that the poster’s flip flopping on Trump was an offense to reasonable folks’ sensibilities.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144266 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 3:48 pm to
he was from the west bank, not england.
Posted by Bernie Bierman
Member since Mar 2019
2219 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 4:09 pm to
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I havent paid much attention but what has he done to make everyone mad?

SirWinston fell out of favour because had the bollocks to say what everyone here was thinking, but didn’t dare go on record to admit.

And that is that Dylan Mulvaney is not only passable, but also attractive.
Posted by theballguy
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Member since Oct 2011
38562 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 4:12 pm to
Why?
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