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re: Rand Paul Has 5 Broken Ribs

Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:26 am to
Posted by AUbused
Member since Dec 2013
7770 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:26 am to
If you make your kids mow the yard they might not be fat like their father.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:34 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52933 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:36 am to
quote:

My guy could body double for Marcus Latrell. My wife laughs every time I am home and,go shoot the shite with him. Young man has to be 6'6" -6'7"

Is his name Jody, perchance?
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29026 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:41 am to
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I'd rather spend my time on the golf course or with my kids. It is a de minimis expense to have a yard crew. Sorry you're a poor.



I'd rather have pride in my own goddamn yard and do it myself.

Plus, I enjoy working outside in my yard and always have.

I mainly supervise now ... my sons do all the hard work as I direct ... and it's nice to enjoy the weather and a little family time working together.



I don't fault anyone for subbing it out ... but, there is no shame in maintaining your own yard because you want to.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13475 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:46 am to
Need pics of the neighbors wife.....that’s likely what this is about
Posted by BeefDawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
4747 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Can't make up your minds?

Libs are limp wristed snowflakes or violent thugs?

Pretty sure the limp wristed Lib didn't use his limp wrists to break 5 ribs.

Violent =/= strong/masculine

Just sayin.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90549 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

pain specialist who developed a product called Therm-a-Vest.


Sounds like he was a pain specialists who developed a product called can of whoop arse
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 12:15 pm to
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Want to buy the attacker a drink for every busted rib


Consistently classless.
This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 12:16 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61149 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Pretty sure the limp wristed Lib didn't use his limp wrists to break 5 ribs.

Violent =/= strong/masculine

Just sayin.



Maybe the limp wrist didn't break his ribs but pushed him off of something and made him fall and break his ribs under his own weight.


Just saying...
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
30449 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 1:53 pm to
Dude wasn't cutting grass in Bowling Green in November.

He might have been in his yard, but that grass didn't need cutting.

Posted by GeorgePaton
God's Country
Member since May 2017
4495 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 2:11 pm to
Before this is over he'll wished he had kissed the Senator. The dude just ruined his life......
..... F O R E V E R!



This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6566 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 2:16 pm to
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Rand Paul Has 5 Broken Ribs
Of all the elected officials in D.C., he is near the bottom of the list of someone that needed his arse whipped.
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
8958 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 5:02 pm to
Any update on his condition?

Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
16999 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

Dude wasn't cutting grass in Bowling Green in November.

He might have been in his yard, but that grass didn't need cutting.



Paul might have been cutting grass all right -- cutting the neighbor's wife's bush.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98157 posts
Posted on 11/6/17 at 5:21 pm to
One of the other neighbors indicated it was a gardening dispute. Ole Rand was probably cutting down the other guy's azaleas or something.
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