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re: Poliboard help needed. How do I become less White?

Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:25 am to
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
34108 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:25 am to
According to the Smithsonian, you can start by:

Being late for scheduled events
Having no sense of self-responsibility
Speaking/writing with proper grammar.

No, I'm not making this up. They literally put out a chart saying just that (and others)

Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
14369 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:27 am to
Interview for a job at Coca-Cola dressed like this

Posted by lshuge
Member since Sep 2017
914 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:33 am to
Hit the tanning salon.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8518 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:35 am to
Got some kids you can abandon?
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
23900 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:35 am to
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125983 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:36 am to
Hire a consultant.

Posted by BiteMe2020
Texas
Member since Nov 2020
7284 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Speaking/writing with proper grammar.


No, that's a sign of whiteness and white privilege.

So is maths. Maths is raciss. 2+2=4? Naw, dog, it's whatever I feel that shite is!
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32580 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:44 am to
Maybe the answer is to be more black. Dare we ask how one can do that?
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
47700 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:45 am to
quote:

How do I become less White?


Smoke crack, steal a flatscreen and a pair of Jordans, and go on welfare.
Posted by BiteMe2020
Texas
Member since Nov 2020
7284 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Maybe the answer is to be more black. Dare we ask how one can do that?



How come they can't be more white? Michael Jackson did it.
Posted by shoelessjoe
Member since Jul 2006
11148 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:46 am to
Start stealing and beating up law enforcement. Maybe loot your local grocery store.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
116716 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 11:09 am to
Quit your job and become an aspiring rap artist. You won't make it. But that's authentic because 99.9999% of black aspiring rap artists don't make it either.
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 11:12 am to
Its ok if you are a white democrat
Posted by Bridget O
Kilgarvan
Member since Dec 2020
406 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 11:17 am to
Do what I do.....go to the beach!!
Posted by Sal Minio
17th Street Canal
Member since Sep 2006
4429 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 11:20 am to
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I guess you should lower your credit score for starters.


Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
66645 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
3575 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
3575 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Quit your job and become an aspiring rap artist. You won't make it. But that's authentic because 99.9999% of black aspiring rap artists don't make it either.


Posted by AthensTiger
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2008
2977 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 12:43 pm to
Drink a bottle of that Pearl Milling Company syrup ASAP.
Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
3575 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 12:53 pm to
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