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Pete Buttigieg Releases Study Bible With Notes That Explain Why Most Verses Are Wrong
Posted on 2/19/20 at 11:21 am
Posted on 2/19/20 at 11:21 am
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U.S.—To support his presidential campaign and continue to boost his meteoric rise in popularity, Pete Buttigieg has released a new study Bible with tens of thousands of notes explaining why most of the verses are wrong, incorrect, and outdated.
The Buttigieg Study Bible mixes the very best Bible scholarship with Buttigieg's progressive stances.
For instance, the note on Exodus 20:13, "You shall not murder," is accompanied by a note explaining that this only applies once a baby is born and not before. Verses on sexual immorality are waved away as Buttigieg explains how the ignorant farmers, fishermen, and prophets who wrote the Bible simply weren't as enlightened as we are today. And Buttigieg adds his commentary on Jesus's ministry, pointing out all the ways that Jesus was obviously a socialist.
"I am a strong Christian, but there's obviously a lot of stuff in the Bible that contradicts the gospel of progressivism," Buttigieg said at a press conference. "Now, progressive Christians can come to the Scriptures and not be afraid that the Bible is going to destroy their political beliefs, since my notes will be there to explain away the text."
"Get The Buttigieg Study Bible: it explains away God's truth, one verse at a time," he added.
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Posted on 2/19/20 at 11:23 am to L.A.
Good satire makes you think that pp butt could have some of those beliefs.
This post was edited on 2/19/20 at 11:32 am
Posted on 2/19/20 at 11:23 am to L.A.
the sad part is that while this is satire, Thomas Jefferson literally did this when he wrote his own version of the bible 
Posted on 2/19/20 at 11:23 am to L.A.
never mind
This post was edited on 2/19/20 at 11:25 am
Posted on 2/19/20 at 11:26 am to L.A.
Changing Gods words to fit your lifestyle, so you don't feel guilty of your sin. This guy is royally insane!
Posted on 2/19/20 at 11:31 am to SlowFlowPro
quote:The Jefferson Bible. I've seen it. The difference is that Jefferson didn't claim to be a Christian and rejected all supernatural events recorded in the Bible. He was however keenly intrested in the moral teachings of Jesus, hence his Bible, which he fashioned with the help of a razor blade.
Thomas Jefferson literally did this when he wrote his own version of the bible
Posted on 2/19/20 at 11:45 am to L.A.
They’ve stepped their game up in the past year.
With Dems being as batshit crazy as they are, they have to put in work to find outlandish shite that also seems possible from them.
With Dems being as batshit crazy as they are, they have to put in work to find outlandish shite that also seems possible from them.
Posted on 2/19/20 at 11:52 am to L.A.
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For instance, the note on Exodus 20:13, "You shall not murder," is accompanied by a note explaining that this only applies once a baby is born and not before.
The first "revision" will change this note to read that if the baby survives an abortion attempt xe is not considered "born".
and 
This post was edited on 2/19/20 at 11:53 am
Posted on 2/19/20 at 11:59 am to L.A.
I thought this was a real story all the way until the end when I saw the source.
Posted on 2/19/20 at 12:12 pm to L.A.
HAHAHAHHAHAA>
I actually said WHAT THE F*CK out loud when i read the line "the gospel of progressivism"
Thank God for the Bee.
I actually said WHAT THE F*CK out loud when i read the line "the gospel of progressivism"
Thank God for the Bee.
Posted on 2/19/20 at 12:14 pm to AUjim
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I actually said WHAT THE F*CK out loud when i read the line "the gospel of progressivism"
easier to get sucked in by the click bait when someone posts it as a thread.
Posted on 2/19/20 at 12:29 pm to biglego
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I thought this was a real story all the way until the end when I saw the source.
That's one reason why the Bee is so good at what they do.
They move the already absurd just a fraction of an inch to make their point.
Posted on 2/19/20 at 12:31 pm to L.A.
SAtire only works if it is believable
Posted on 2/19/20 at 12:49 pm to L.A.
This is so good that you had 28 upvotes and 2 downvotes and I still upvoted.
Of course, Pete's Bible says "Blessed are the moneychangers" and "It is good to kill Cush-ites".
Of course, Pete's Bible says "Blessed are the moneychangers" and "It is good to kill Cush-ites".
Posted on 2/19/20 at 1:51 pm to L.A.
The cornholed cock sucker isn't fit to be a pimple on a true Christian's backside.
Posted on 2/19/20 at 1:54 pm to L.A.
I trust his research and analysis as well as drag queen bible study over any garbage spit out by contemporary Christian extremists. at least the UK got one thing right, they banned Franklin Graham from preaching.
Posted on 2/19/20 at 1:54 pm to Bestbank Tiger
quote:so instead of the 12 apostles, it’s the 40 billionaires????
Of course, Pete's Bible says "Blessed are the moneychangers" and "It is good to kill Cush-ites".
Posted on 2/19/20 at 2:04 pm to L.A.
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gospel of progressivism
The Communist Manifesto
Posted on 2/19/20 at 2:10 pm to Sobaka94
quote:Tell us more.
I trust his research and analysis as well as drag queen bible study over any garbage spit out by contemporary Christian extremists.
This post was edited on 2/19/20 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 2/19/20 at 2:12 pm to Goforit
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isn't fit to be a pimple on a true Christian's backside.
This is easily the most un-Christian thing said so far in the article or here.
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