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re: Michael Knowles Eclipse Prophecy

Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:13 am to
Posted by RammerJammer91
Member since Jan 2016
5186 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:13 am to
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How so? Not disagreeing per se, as I don't know much about him, just curious.


He claimed that he was angry after the 2022 disappointment and said we should get serious and nominate good candidates. He has proceeded to carry water for previous General Election losers and shite candidates who aren’t electable this cycle.

He did this because he’s terrified of pissing off his audience. He values money more than telling the truth.
Posted by LookSquirrel
Member since Oct 2019
5941 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:17 am to
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ya'll are brutal. it is hard to summarize.


Yep, like a bunch of mean girls.

Here is the intro.

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Is this the end!?

Immerse yourself in the mysteries of the cosmos with Michael Knowles as he sits down with Troy Brewer to unravel the significance of the upcoming April 8th solar eclipse.

Subscribe now to join this enlightening journey into the heart of the solar eclipse prophecy, and share your thoughts in the comments below. How do you think this celestial phenomenon will impact us?

Only DailyWire+ members can watch the full episodes of my podcast. Join here


Now excuse me, while I check it out.

Thanks OP,

Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28834 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:19 am to
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In this conversation, the host and guest discuss various celestial and religious events, including a red heifer, a solar eclipse, and the significance of certain dates in relation to biblical prophecy. The guest, Troy Brewer, provides insights into these events from a Christian perspective, interpreting them as signs of the end times and emphasizing the importance of repentance and unity with God. They discuss the rarity of certain celestial phenomena, such as the timing and path of eclipses, and tie them to biblical prophecies, particularly those related to the book of Jonah. Brewer suggests that these events are warnings and opportunities for people to align themselves with God's will. He highlights the need for spiritual awakening and emphasizes the role of faith in finding hope and salvation. The conversation delves into theological interpretations of current events, urging listeners to heed divine messages and seek a closer relationship with God. Brewer also shares information about his ministry and invites individuals to explore their faith further. Overall, the dialogue explores the intersection of religion, prophecy, and celestial occurrences, offering a perspective on interpreting contemporary events through a spiritual lens.


Even shorter, echew the woke crap and get back to being one Nation under God. If you don't then some pretty bad stuff will happen. This may or may not be a final warning.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 8:20 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12945 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:29 am to
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I understand, but you kind of have to in order to get the flavor.

Get the flavor?

Makes it sound like a sales pitch to drink the Kool Aid. No thanks.

If you drank it, that’s on you OP.
Posted by msutiger
Shreveport
Member since Jul 2008
69646 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:00 am to
It’s interesting for entertainment but these guys kill a lot of their credibility when they start stretching the truth.

For example, the present the idea that this eclipse will pass over 7 cities in the United States named Nineveh alongside a picture of the path of totality. Only like 2 or 3 of those Nineveh’s are actually in the path of totality. You can say “Well the others are still getting 80%!” But you could make that argument about literally every city in the United States.

When you misrepresent even a portion of something this conspiratorial it makes it difficult to take any thread of it seriously.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14238 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:05 am to
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Since you all asked.

The video proves using Biblical prophecy specifically about this eclipse that the actor who played Peter Brady really did become Weird Al Yankovic.

The fact that it has been reported as an urban legend all these years has been a Uniparty Deep State conspiracy.

It's important because Weird Al has also been a CIA asset all along, and around the mid-90s or so they assigned him to shadow Trump because they're so scared of him, with him being so anti-establishment and all. Even back then they knew he would eventually run for POTUS to save America because he cares so little for himself and so much for the American people.

He's actually the one who gathered the evidence for 43 of Trump's 91 pending criminal charges, and he's also the one who introduced him to Jeffery Epstein...they were setting Trump up all the way back then.

Now there's the Bible prophecy that is the subject of the video, but the corroborating evidence is that you can scour the entire internet and you will NEVER find a picture of Weird Al and Trump together...the CIA has scrubbed the internet. They left the ones with Epstein, of course, and in some of those you can see an accordion off to the side, BUT YOU NEVER SEE WEIRD AL.

It's fricking spooky.

And here's the spookiest part...Trump doesn't remember any of this because on his last flight with Epstein they slipped some special CIA gas into the plane fuel so that the chemtrail erased everyone's memory...so NOBODY remembers except Weird Al himself, who stayed at home on that flight "to cook pork chops and applesauce."

Happy now?

This is how you idiots end up believing most of the stuff you believe.


Now was that so hard?

Can you give us a TLDR version? I didn't read all that shite.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 10:04 am
Posted by LookSquirrel
Member since Oct 2019
5941 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:11 am to
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Can you give is a TLDR version? I didn't read all that shite.


Damn you! I spit my coffee all over my device.

Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49785 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:12 am to
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Short version - It'll get dark for a bit, then lighten up.


WITCHCRAFT
Posted by Tree_Fall
Member since Mar 2021
489 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:28 am to
Between the old and new testaments, the Bible sends mixed signals as to whether astrology is good or bad.

My take on it is that biblical mentions of celestial things are talking about the sky as seen over Israel and Maybe Babylon. As best I can tell from the internet, there will not be a total eclipse over Jerusalem before 2200. Our modern on-line prophets have 76 years to think about it and ask for donations.
Posted by Witty_Username
Member since Jul 2021
441 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:36 am to
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...there will not be a total eclipse over Jerusalem before 2200. Our modern on-line prophets have 76 years to think about it and ask for donations.

I think you need to re-check that math, baw.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82121 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:25 am to
the thing about the eclipse going over 7 towns named "ninevah" or "salem" is hokey AF and designed to give retard boomers goosebumps.

No wonder so many Evangelicals fell for Q.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 10:26 am
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15844 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:30 am to
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How so?
Not disagreeing per se, as I don't know much about him, just curious.


Ok, who's the lazy frick now?

Hypocrit.
Posted by chris911guy
Milton, FL
Member since Jan 2012
192 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:46 am to
This "prophecy" is getting tired quickly. If you map every eclipse ever, you would see a bunch of X's because that's how it works with the Earths rotation. Also, it passes over TWO towns names Nineveh, not seven. On top of that, there is a total eclipse somewhere in the world every 18 months or so, but I guess we are so arrogant that only the eclipses in America could possibly be a prophecy...
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25268 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:49 am to
Do we not remember this happened in 2017? We survived, it was really cool.

I still have the eclipse glasses.




Who the frick down votes that? Snowflake.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 10:52 am
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111101 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:07 am to
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I understand, but you kind of have to in order to get the flavor.

The good news is that nothing bad will happen to you if you don't watch it.
"Hey guys, here's a 30 minute video from a guy many of you have never heard of with no description of why it is interesting. Watch it or don't, no big deal"
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111101 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:10 am to
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Yes. I'll put it this way. It's not my job to report to someone too lazy to watch it for themselves
So now we've moved to people who don't want to watch a 30 minute video from a dude many have never heard of with no description of the video are now just lazy .


Keep going, the time I spend reading the OP's posts and laughing at these posts will be much better time spent than watching the video.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111101 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:12 am to
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How so?
Go research it yourself.

I understand you want others to do the work for you, but you kind of have to do it yourself in order to get the flavor.

The good news is that nothing bad will happen to you if you don't research it.

I'll put it this way. It's not others' job to report to someone too lazy to research it for themselves
Posted by LegalEazyE
Madison, Wisconsin
Member since Nov 2023
2446 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:58 am to
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We all dying tomorrow?


:::fingers crossed:::
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19364 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 5:35 pm to
Well whadaya know? The world didn’t end again
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
27955 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 5:46 pm to
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What I can't figure out is why you lazy tards would want to take someone else's word for what's in the video.

Because it could be YOUR video that YOU want us to click on so that YOU can make money

Just tell us what you gleaned from the video, then we can talk about it, without getting someone paid
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