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re: Michael Knowles Eclipse Prophecy
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:13 am to wackatimesthree
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:13 am to wackatimesthree
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How so? Not disagreeing per se, as I don't know much about him, just curious.
He claimed that he was angry after the 2022 disappointment and said we should get serious and nominate good candidates. He has proceeded to carry water for previous General Election losers and shite candidates who aren’t electable this cycle.
He did this because he’s terrified of pissing off his audience. He values money more than telling the truth.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:17 am to cajunangelle
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ya'll are brutal. it is hard to summarize.
Yep, like a bunch of mean girls.
Here is the intro.
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Is this the end!?
Immerse yourself in the mysteries of the cosmos with Michael Knowles as he sits down with Troy Brewer to unravel the significance of the upcoming April 8th solar eclipse.
Subscribe now to join this enlightening journey into the heart of the solar eclipse prophecy, and share your thoughts in the comments below. How do you think this celestial phenomenon will impact us?
Only DailyWire+ members can watch the full episodes of my podcast. Join here
Now excuse me, while I check it out.
Thanks OP,
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:19 am to Witty_Username
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In this conversation, the host and guest discuss various celestial and religious events, including a red heifer, a solar eclipse, and the significance of certain dates in relation to biblical prophecy. The guest, Troy Brewer, provides insights into these events from a Christian perspective, interpreting them as signs of the end times and emphasizing the importance of repentance and unity with God. They discuss the rarity of certain celestial phenomena, such as the timing and path of eclipses, and tie them to biblical prophecies, particularly those related to the book of Jonah. Brewer suggests that these events are warnings and opportunities for people to align themselves with God's will. He highlights the need for spiritual awakening and emphasizes the role of faith in finding hope and salvation. The conversation delves into theological interpretations of current events, urging listeners to heed divine messages and seek a closer relationship with God. Brewer also shares information about his ministry and invites individuals to explore their faith further. Overall, the dialogue explores the intersection of religion, prophecy, and celestial occurrences, offering a perspective on interpreting contemporary events through a spiritual lens.
Even shorter, echew the woke crap and get back to being one Nation under God. If you don't then some pretty bad stuff will happen. This may or may not be a final warning.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 8:20 am
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:29 am to wackatimesthree
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I understand, but you kind of have to in order to get the flavor.
Get the flavor?
Makes it sound like a sales pitch to drink the Kool Aid. No thanks.
If you drank it, that’s on you OP.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:00 am to wackatimesthree
It’s interesting for entertainment but these guys kill a lot of their credibility when they start stretching the truth.
For example, the present the idea that this eclipse will pass over 7 cities in the United States named Nineveh alongside a picture of the path of totality. Only like 2 or 3 of those Nineveh’s are actually in the path of totality. You can say “Well the others are still getting 80%!” But you could make that argument about literally every city in the United States.
When you misrepresent even a portion of something this conspiratorial it makes it difficult to take any thread of it seriously.
For example, the present the idea that this eclipse will pass over 7 cities in the United States named Nineveh alongside a picture of the path of totality. Only like 2 or 3 of those Nineveh’s are actually in the path of totality. You can say “Well the others are still getting 80%!” But you could make that argument about literally every city in the United States.
When you misrepresent even a portion of something this conspiratorial it makes it difficult to take any thread of it seriously.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:05 am to wackatimesthree
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Since you all asked.
The video proves using Biblical prophecy specifically about this eclipse that the actor who played Peter Brady really did become Weird Al Yankovic.
The fact that it has been reported as an urban legend all these years has been a Uniparty Deep State conspiracy.
It's important because Weird Al has also been a CIA asset all along, and around the mid-90s or so they assigned him to shadow Trump because they're so scared of him, with him being so anti-establishment and all. Even back then they knew he would eventually run for POTUS to save America because he cares so little for himself and so much for the American people.
He's actually the one who gathered the evidence for 43 of Trump's 91 pending criminal charges, and he's also the one who introduced him to Jeffery Epstein...they were setting Trump up all the way back then.
Now there's the Bible prophecy that is the subject of the video, but the corroborating evidence is that you can scour the entire internet and you will NEVER find a picture of Weird Al and Trump together...the CIA has scrubbed the internet. They left the ones with Epstein, of course, and in some of those you can see an accordion off to the side, BUT YOU NEVER SEE WEIRD AL.
It's fricking spooky.
And here's the spookiest part...Trump doesn't remember any of this because on his last flight with Epstein they slipped some special CIA gas into the plane fuel so that the chemtrail erased everyone's memory...so NOBODY remembers except Weird Al himself, who stayed at home on that flight "to cook pork chops and applesauce."
Happy now?
This is how you idiots end up believing most of the stuff you believe.
Now was that so hard?
Can you give us a TLDR version? I didn't read all that shite.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 10:04 am
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:11 am to Pandy Fackler
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Can you give is a TLDR version? I didn't read all that shite.
Damn you! I spit my coffee all over my device.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:12 am to SouthEasternKaiju
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Short version - It'll get dark for a bit, then lighten up.
WITCHCRAFT
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:28 am to wackatimesthree
Between the old and new testaments, the Bible sends mixed signals as to whether astrology is good or bad.
My take on it is that biblical mentions of celestial things are talking about the sky as seen over Israel and Maybe Babylon. As best I can tell from the internet, there will not be a total eclipse over Jerusalem before 2200. Our modern on-line prophets have 76 years to think about it and ask for donations.
My take on it is that biblical mentions of celestial things are talking about the sky as seen over Israel and Maybe Babylon. As best I can tell from the internet, there will not be a total eclipse over Jerusalem before 2200. Our modern on-line prophets have 76 years to think about it and ask for donations.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 9:36 am to Tree_Fall
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...there will not be a total eclipse over Jerusalem before 2200. Our modern on-line prophets have 76 years to think about it and ask for donations.
I think you need to re-check that math, baw.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:25 am to Witty_Username
the thing about the eclipse going over 7 towns named "ninevah" or "salem" is hokey AF and designed to give retard boomers goosebumps.
No wonder so many Evangelicals fell for Q.
No wonder so many Evangelicals fell for Q.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 10:26 am
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:30 am to wackatimesthree
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How so?
Not disagreeing per se, as I don't know much about him, just curious.
Ok, who's the lazy frick now?
Hypocrit.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:46 am to wackatimesthree
This "prophecy" is getting tired quickly. If you map every eclipse ever, you would see a bunch of X's because that's how it works with the Earths rotation. Also, it passes over TWO towns names Nineveh, not seven. On top of that, there is a total eclipse somewhere in the world every 18 months or so, but I guess we are so arrogant that only the eclipses in America could possibly be a prophecy...
Posted on 4/8/24 at 10:49 am to wackatimesthree
Do we not remember this happened in 2017? We survived, it was really cool.
I still have the eclipse glasses.
Who the frick down votes that? Snowflake.
I still have the eclipse glasses.
Who the frick down votes that? Snowflake.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 10:52 am
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:07 am to wackatimesthree
quote:"Hey guys, here's a 30 minute video from a guy many of you have never heard of with no description of why it is interesting. Watch it or don't, no big deal"
I understand, but you kind of have to in order to get the flavor.
The good news is that nothing bad will happen to you if you don't watch it.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:10 am to wackatimesthree
quote:So now we've moved to people who don't want to watch a 30 minute video from a dude many have never heard of with no description of the video are now just lazy .
Yes. I'll put it this way. It's not my job to report to someone too lazy to watch it for themselves
Keep going, the time I spend reading the OP's posts and laughing at these posts will be much better time spent than watching the video.
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:12 am to wackatimesthree
quote:Go research it yourself.
How so?
I understand you want others to do the work for you, but you kind of have to do it yourself in order to get the flavor.
The good news is that nothing bad will happen to you if you don't research it.
I'll put it this way. It's not others' job to report to someone too lazy to research it for themselves
Posted on 4/8/24 at 11:58 am to JackieTreehorn
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We all dying tomorrow?
:::fingers crossed:::
Posted on 4/8/24 at 5:35 pm to wackatimesthree
Well whadaya know? The world didn’t end again
Posted on 4/8/24 at 5:46 pm to wackatimesthree
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What I can't figure out is why you lazy tards would want to take someone else's word for what's in the video.
Because it could be YOUR video that YOU want us to click on so that YOU can make money
Just tell us what you gleaned from the video, then we can talk about it, without getting someone paid
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