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re: Melanie’s movie reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes

Posted on 1/31/26 at 11:50 am to
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
13430 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 11:50 am to
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I'm not related to Stormy Daniels


Well, you weren't specific.

How am I to know who your Mom has and has not done business with in the past?
Posted by j1897
Member since Nov 2011
4618 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 11:50 am to
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What a sad and shitty existence.


I mean, Trump could have just gone to church instead of cheating on his wife with trash... You're right, it is sad.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
138850 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 11:50 am to
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Does it talk about the night Trump snuck off and paid a washed up, nasty, porn star 100 grand to bang him?

Was she in the cuck chair?
quote:

j1897
Posted by soonerinlOUisiana
South of I-10
Member since Aug 2012
2028 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 11:54 am to
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Does it talk about the night Trump snuck off and paid a washed up, nasty, porn star 100 grand to bang him? Was she in the cuck chair?


Maybe you should strap on your sig and go kick out a tail light, punk arse.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
10400 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 11:58 am to
This is not something I would go see. Doesn't interest me. I'm not real sure why it would be interesting to anyone.

That said, I had no idea how triggering it would be to leftists. Comments here and elsewhere are completely unhinged. It's even more ridiculous when you consider that virtually none of these leftists have seen it and never will.

This post was edited on 1/31/26 at 12:15 pm
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
44221 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 12:13 pm to
It’s unknown.

At this point, it is still an allegation.

Granted, paying her off doesn’t look good, but at this point, it is still an allegation.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
44221 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 12:16 pm to
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BuT MuH FaCtS ArE DuMb


No, facts are great, YOU are dumb, as the following is based on an allegation:

quote:

the disgusting disease ridden hooker Donald Trump paid 100k to sleep with


You are too dumb to know what a fact actually is.

Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
11351 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 4:01 pm to
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Citizen Kane only gets 90% from public reviews.


Maybe because it's boring and overrated. Oh look, the guy on his death bed who was terrible his whole life is thinking about a sled. A sled? Seriously? That's the grand finale? The "greatest movie ever" ends with a dying man thinking about a sled from his childhood? Not a friend or a dog or a family member or the girl that got away. A frickin' sled. Lame.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
19456 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 4:06 pm to
I bet you sit in the cuck chair while your wife gets railed for free. Explains your lashing out.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47816 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 4:08 pm to
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Does it talk about the night Trump snuck off and paid a washed up, nasty, porn star 100 grand to bang him? Was she in the cuck chair?


AKA, your Mom
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157735 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 4:09 pm to
Tell us how beautiful Michelle Obama is.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
27241 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:48 pm to
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So no I’m not


Come on man. We know you guys who fantasize about the sitting in the cuck chair. You talk about like you did in your post.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4702 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:56 pm to
Has anybody on this board seen the documentary? I would like to hear your thoughts if you saw it. Otherwise how can anybody have an opinion of a review if you have not seen it?
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1637 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:58 pm to
Remake of Pretty Woman?
Posted by Jugbow
Member since Nov 2025
3592 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 5:58 pm to
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Melanie’s


Can’t even spell her name correctly
Posted by wookalar1013
up ta camp
Member since Jun 2017
2153 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:04 pm to
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Maybe because it's boring and overrated. Oh look, the guy on his death bed who was terrible his whole life is thinking about a sled. A sled? Seriously? That's the grand finale? The "greatest movie ever" ends with a dying man thinking about a sled from his childhood? Not a friend or a dog or a family member or the girl that got away. A frickin' sled. Lame.

Meanwhile, watching thinly veiled Trump propaganda with Melanie picking out hats and decorations for her husband she despises is high cinema

It’s not a cult
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5146 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:09 pm to
This is next level Bezos trolling. Who goes to the theater to see a documentary…let alone something as boring as being the president’s wife.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46822 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:19 pm to
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Melanie’s movie reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes


That Melanie! She is damned lucky to be born looking like Melania. How old is Melanie?
Posted by shrevetigertom
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2005
4580 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:33 pm to
Let’s face it the best movie ever is Casablanca. frick that Citizen Caine bullshite.
Posted by wookalar1013
up ta camp
Member since Jun 2017
2153 posts
Posted on 1/31/26 at 6:51 pm to
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Let’s face it the best movie ever is Casablanca. frick that Citizen Caine bullshite.

I coukd agree. gets a mere 95% compared to Melania at a laughable 99%
Talk about stolen elections

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1003707-casablanca
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