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Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist

Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:39 am
Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
8862 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:39 am
An online debate brought this awful scourge to light. Damn racist soap dispensers!!

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But it’s not just any dispensers, mind you. It’s those high-tech automatic ones. The reason is simple. As one UCLA student claimed during the debate, automatic soap dispensers “don’t see her hands” due to the dark pigment of her skin. As another student reiterated, soap dispensers are racist because they force “black and brown bodies” to show their palms — “the only light areas of the skin” — in order to get soap out.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53304 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:40 am to
Just when I think we have hit peak clown world, we get something like this.
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2262 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:41 am to
Racist dispensers....holy shite....never go full retard.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140394 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:42 am to
I must be black.

I have to show the soap thingy my palm too.

Wait. You stupid prog bitches. Everyone gets the soap in their palms.

Are AMSs retarded about every damn thing?
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
6911 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:42 am to
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to show their palms
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in order to get soap out.

Isn't that where the soap goes anyway? In the palms? Maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20212 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:43 am to
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As one UCLA student claimed during the debate, automatic soap dispensers “don’t see her hands” due to the dark pigment of her skin. As another student reiterated, soap dispensers are racist because they force “black and brown bodies” to show their palms — “the only light areas of the skin” — in order to get soap out.


Maybe those two students should use each other's hands to slap the shite out of each other for being so fricking stupid!
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20212 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:44 am to
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to show their palms
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in order to get soap out.

Isn't that where the soap goes anyway? In the palms? Maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years.



Not when you're a blithering damned idiot looking to stir shite up!
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10133 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:44 am to
Who doesn’t put the soap in their palms?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26541 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:44 am to


This post was edited on 4/27/21 at 11:20 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:44 am to
i always wave the back of my hand in a public restroom to show off my pigmentation lightness.
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:44 am to
This is a bridge too far.

touch-less bathroom fixtures in public restrooms are awesome.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79080 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:47 am to
Can we just cut Cali off from the rest of the US yet?
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24729 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:49 am to
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because they force “black and brown bodies” to show their palms — “the only light areas of the skin” — in order to get soap out.


I know this is somebody vying for the world's dumbest person award here.... but who doesn't "show" their palm to these soap dispensers? You hold you palm under the dispenser for the soap to fall into, yep you guessed it.. your palm.

I guess all these fancy white people show the backs of their hands so they can get soap to fall onto the backs of our hands?? THESE PEOPLE ARE frickING STUPID.
This post was edited on 4/27/21 at 10:50 am
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17076 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:51 am to
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Just when I think we have hit peak clown world, we get something like this.

Over the past two years I’ve slowly evolved or devolved, however you look at it, into The Dude. I admit, it seems nihilistic, I view it as more absurdist.
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:51 am to
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Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29076 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:52 am to
God Please hit California with a biblical earthquake.
Posted by Pacito
Member since Jan 2013
1222 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:53 am to
A friend of mine sells cars, and he said the white salesmen have to hook up the black salesmen’ s clients Bluetooth, because the system can’t understand them.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:54 am to
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they force “black and brown bodies” to show their palms

Only an idiot would dispense soap to the back of their hands....oh wait this is Cali and a university
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
22939 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:54 am to
Who puts soap on the back of their hands? Is this really a thing?
Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
10370 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 10:55 am to
Why aren’t these people taken to a hospital for an evaluation? We just have to pretend they’re not insane?
This post was edited on 4/27/21 at 10:56 am
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