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LSU Jax
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Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
An online debate brought this awful scourge to light. Damn racist soap dispensers!!

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But it’s not just any dispensers, mind you. It’s those high-tech automatic ones. The reason is simple. As one UCLA student claimed during the debate, automatic soap dispensers “don’t see her hands” due to the dark pigment of her skin. As another student reiterated, soap dispensers are racist because they force “black and brown bodies” to show their palms — “the only light areas of the skin” — in order to get soap out.


Bunk Moreland
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
Just when I think we have hit peak clown world, we get something like this.


AtticusOSullivan
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
Racist dispensers....holy shite....never go full retard.


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roadGator
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
I must be black.

I have to show the soap thingy my palm too.

Wait. You stupid prog bitches. Everyone gets the soap in their palms.

Are AMSs retarded about every damn thing?


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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
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to show their palms
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in order to get soap out.

Isn't that where the soap goes anyway? In the palms? Maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years.


Crimson1st
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
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As one UCLA student claimed during the debate, automatic soap dispensers “don’t see her hands” due to the dark pigment of her skin. As another student reiterated, soap dispensers are racist because they force “black and brown bodies” to show their palms — “the only light areas of the skin” — in order to get soap out.


Maybe those two students should use each other's hands to slap the shite out of each other for being so fricking stupid!


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Crimson1st
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
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to show their palms
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in order to get soap out.

Isn't that where the soap goes anyway? In the palms? Maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years.



Not when you're a blithering damned idiot looking to stir shite up!


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KingofthePoint
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
Who doesn’t put the soap in their palms?


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Chad504boy
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
i always wave the back of my hand in a public restroom to show off my pigmentation lightness.


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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
This is a bridge too far.

touch-less bathroom fixtures in public restrooms are awesome.


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idlewatcher
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
Can we just cut Cali off from the rest of the US yet?


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i am dan
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
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because they force “black and brown bodies” to show their palms — “the only light areas of the skin” — in order to get soap out.


I know this is somebody vying for the world's dumbest person award here.... but who doesn't "show" their palm to these soap dispensers? You hold you palm under the dispenser for the soap to fall into, yep you guessed it.. your palm.

I guess all these fancy white people show the backs of their hands so they can get soap to fall onto the backs of our hands?? THESE PEOPLE ARE frickING STUPID.
This post was edited on 4/27 at 10:50 am


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Just when I think we have hit peak clown world, we get something like this.

Over the past two years I’ve slowly evolved or devolved, however you look at it, into The Dude. I admit, it seems nihilistic, I view it as more absurdist.


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GoT1de
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
when_everything_is_racist_nothing_is.gif


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JackieTreehorn
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
God Please hit California with a biblical earthquake.


Pacito
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
A friend of mine sells cars, and he said the white salesmen have to hook up the black salesmen’ s clients Bluetooth, because the system can’t understand them.


Wtodd
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
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they force “black and brown bodies” to show their palms

Only an idiot would dispense soap to the back of their hands....oh wait this is Cali and a university


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PaperTiger
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
Who puts soap on the back of their hands? Is this really a thing?


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Jack Carter
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re: Meanwhile out at UCLA... Automatic soap dispensers are racist
Why aren’t these people taken to a hospital for an evaluation? We just have to pretend they’re not insane?
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