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Mattel introduces Hijab Barbie

Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:46 pm
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48913 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:46 pm
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Although she will not have the classic accessories like a makeup vanity or Barbie car (she isn’t allowed to drive) we have new accessories like the genital mutilation kit and Barbie cell phone with built in detonator!

IED’s sold separately
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
9597 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:46 pm to
I’m sure this board has a problem with this
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:47 pm to
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Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67079 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

I’m sure this board has a problem with this


I'm offended by how unoriginal and unfunny this is.

EDIT: I didn’t realize this was real! I thought it was just played out satire.
This post was edited on 11/14/17 at 8:15 am
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40106 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:48 pm to
You can see her face and she is wearing makeup. Allah would not approve.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:48 pm to
The slogan should be "worst selling Barbie this Christmas!"
This post was edited on 11/13/17 at 8:51 pm
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48913 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

You can see her face and she is wearing makeup. Allah would not approve.



Wahhabi Barbie coming soon
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:49 pm to
That Barbie has a gap, I doubt the one holding does.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35497 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:49 pm to
This is more offensive to me.

”Mattel also made a Barbie of the plus-size fashion model Ashley Graham, which, following Graham’s instructions, featured belly fat and fat arms."

The glorification of unhealthiness is getting out of control.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:49 pm to
Posted by Synchronicity
Member since Nov 2017
505 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:49 pm to
Detachable head optional.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67888 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:50 pm to
does it come with a clitorodectomy kit?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:50 pm to
The camel jockeys are winning
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11088 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Mattel has unveiled a new history-making Barbie in honor of an American Olympian.


Why do you hate America?
Posted by landhawg
Member since Feb 2012
587 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

I’m sure this board has a problem with this

I'm offended by your assumption
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
5488 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 9:29 pm to
"IED's sold separately"
I laughed coffee through my nose. Thank you.
But seriously, don't you think it makes her look fataw?
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26157 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 9:31 pm to
I have a problem with this. It's just weird, and it won't sell
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38271 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 9:34 pm to
Well, of course they did.
Posted by larry289
Holiday Island, AR
Member since Nov 2009
3858 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 9:38 pm to
Black Friday special!
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45752 posts
Posted on 11/13/17 at 9:40 pm to
Dominatrix Barbie is where it's happening.

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