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Mars Attacks lady in the Oval Office

Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:27 pm
Posted by 1999
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:27 pm
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:28 pm to
Wow, I had no idea that was real. You have got to be kidding, right?
Posted by roguetiger15
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:29 pm to
Ain’t gunna lie. I fapped to the alien. I’m not proud of it
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:30 pm to
Is she the pic on the bottom?
Posted by 1999
Where I be
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34434 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:31 pm to
lol no but it’s the first thing I thought of when I saw her in there
Posted by Sweep Da Leg
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:55 pm to
She used to be pretty good looking
Posted by 1999
Where I be
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:05 pm to
It’s a damn shame she went under the knife

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Posted by Powerman
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:08 pm to
"Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody"
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:22 pm to
I don’t care how much money you have, it’s a roll of the dice to start having your face cut on.

Too many nerves and too much stuff can go wrong.

Even the best surgeons can frick up a face lift
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:35 pm to
She must have one hell of a personality.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:37 pm to
I think you are being unfair to mars attacks titty shooter lady. What happened to that Dell lady? She is wealthy beyond wealth and she used a fugly stick?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:40 pm to
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quote:

Ain’t gunna lie. I fapped to the alien. I’m not proud of it


Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
966 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:42 pm to
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Even the best surgeons can frick up a face lift

I think many normal patients must be impressed with the slight nip and tuck work done to maintain the natural stunners, and are not aware of the major surgery required to get remotely close. Skelatina was looking for what no mortal can provide.
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Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:45 pm to
I looked at the pics. I thought it was in the eyes. It is her face, she lost natural cheeks and looks skeletor.
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:58 pm to
Her and her husband are giving 10s of billions to kids in the US and this is what you got......what a disgusting take.
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Posted on 10/7/26 at 9:38 pm to
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"Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody"


always knew you are a lightweight shallow POS
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
12303 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 10:45 pm to
PSA for Women (and gay men): Its okay to have wrinkles. Plastic surgery never makes you look better in the long run.
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
3645 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:35 am to
yeah let's make fun of the billionaire who started his company at 27 while a student at the university of texas who's been married for 37 years, while you masturbate and solicit sex with men in public restrooms and struggle to afford gasoline!

you da man!

Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
21405 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:57 am to
Had a friend who was a plastic surgeon in NOrleans.

She did cosmetic but also other things. I remember she came over to the house one night looking depressed so I asked how was work? She said spent the afternoon trying to reattach three fingers, and it didnt take, got anything stronger than this beer?

She spent time each year in central america fixing cleft pallets on children free of charge, I think it was kind of balancing out the cosmetic stuff she did.

She did not do faces, and she did not ever work on men. She said Trini, men come in looking like you and want to come out looking like Brad Pitt, ya have to have something to work with (thanks a lot lol). She said chicks just want a little cleavage.

Fun fact, number one surgery for women, breast enlargement. If they get breast enlargement, and come in for a second procedure, know what it is, larger breasts. She said they are self conscious and you show them the sizes and they say wow I dont want to look like some stripper, give me the smaller ones. Once they get accustomed to them they wish they had gone larger. So know they have a valve where you can just inflate or deflate with a simple procedure.

Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/8/26 at 7:24 am to
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looked at the pics. I thought it was in the eyes. It is her face, she lost natural cheeks and looks skeletor.


Oh, it's the eyes too. Age has sunken her eyes a bit, but she enhances that with a frickton of black liner and lash gunk, giving her more of a skeletal look. She's also got that wide-eyed, crazy look where you see the whites almost all around her irises, like she just did a line of coke.

She's either too thin of is taking Ozympic (or some other similar drug), which has eaten at the filler of her cheeks (adding to the gaunt look) and then highlighted that with the blush or whatever she just streaked up like her face is a race car. She's also used blush and lipstick too dark for her skin tone.

Her slow, soft and careful speaking just added another ring of bizarreness to her presentational circus.
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