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re: Liberal Trying to Save a Duck from being sexuallly assaulted..... Yes. It's a white woman

Posted on 6/29/25 at 4:19 pm to
Posted by MidWestGuy
Illinois
Member since Nov 2018
1807 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 4:19 pm to
Our home backs up to one of those suburban retention ponds, lots of wildlife. Last year, the neighbor lady is in her back yard, and my wife and I are out as well. A male/female pair of ducks waddle up near us, and start mating. Never saw them do that in the open, we all kind of chuckle. But then, it actually looks pretty brutal, the male is biting at her neck, and she looks to be in pain.

Then three more males waddle up, and they go at her. It was an actual duck gang-bang. It was rather disturbing. I read later that the female can actually die from an attack like that. She didn't look well.

But yeah, they mate. Duh. Reminds me of these crazy ladies that want to save every bird that falls out of a nest. Heck, we had a couple mourning dove babies leave the nest outside our door - not five minutes before a hawk swooped down and got 'em both.

Sad in one way, but the hawk needed a meal, so...

This post was edited on 6/29/25 at 4:21 pm
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
19450 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 5:10 pm to
SFP please tell your wife that it’s totally natural and the way ducks breed.
Posted by Winterbush
Member since Jan 2021
158 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 6:30 pm to
Holy shite I have been joking about this forever, saying there will come a day when feminists need new shite to complain about and start going into the animal kingdom.

I always assumed it would be some insane experiment to somehow re-educate male lions because it isn't fair they sit around and sleep all day while the female lions hunt, do all the domestic work and take care of the cubs.
Posted by Mobile Patriot
Mobile
Member since Aug 2024
771 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 7:49 pm to
Ducks are basically dinosaurs that quack. If she wants to celebrate feminism, she should look to the insects. The females usually eat the males after they rape them.
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
18345 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 8:31 pm to
Fish and Wildlife should arrest her arse trying to interfere with a migratory species breeding.
Posted by tigahlovah
virginia beach, va
Member since Oct 2009
4211 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 12:05 am to
You do understand this bitch showers twice a year-whether she needs to or not. I don't care how hot a girl is (and this nutcase is far from that), if she ain't clean she's a HELL NO for me. Plus she's ancient. At least in her 50s. And I say this as a 55 yo man.

The only chicks that turn my head with RARE exception are 35 and under.

Posted by tigahlovah
virginia beach, va
Member since Oct 2009
4211 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 12:11 am to
Just watched it again. She MIGHT be in her 40s, but my point still stands.
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
13884 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:53 am to


That quack needs to spend the rest of her pathetic life protecting female ducks from male ducks.
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
13884 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 7:30 am to

I bet her pronouns are she/them


as in “lemme She/them titties”
Posted by Pragmatist2025
Member since Jun 2025
370 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 8:11 am to
A short bit of research would have informed her that ducks, in general, have a strong rape game. They would do well in the UK.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
46091 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 8:15 am to
SFP is an incel.

The woman in the video is cubbies
Posted by crimsonuatide
Member since Jul 2017
2118 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 8:52 am to
The only problem with the bra, is that she is wearing one....
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22316 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 8:53 am to
quote:

The other day I went to visit one of my grandmas and I came in the back end of her


Zoiks Scoob
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
3593 posts
Posted on 6/30/25 at 5:17 pm to
Wow
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