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Lauren B wants to know why there are so many horny people in DC

Posted on 4/21/26 at 9:12 pm
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
28999 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 9:12 pm
Says the chick who was caught jerking off her boyfriend in the middle of a movie theater LOL

I swear.. every single person in politics lives two separate lives

This post was edited on 4/21/26 at 9:15 pm
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99113 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 9:14 pm to
I can only imagine what shes been up to in DC

Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144350 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 9:16 pm to
That is a bit rich coming from her.

Still funny though.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40342 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Says the chick who was caught jerking off her boyfriend in the middle of a movie theater LOL


Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
22939 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 9:34 pm to
She can run my district anytime.
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
28999 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 9:40 pm to
I'm just pointing out the fact that politicians have severe memory issues with everything they have done in the past.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
13544 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 9:54 pm to
She gave a handy in a movie theater. Hmmmm
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
22355 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 10:11 pm to
Isn’t a handjob what they give you when you are horny and they are not? So her question seems totally on point and this is not hypocritical at all.
Posted by PurpleNGold
Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2006
1736 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 10:14 pm to
I bet she plays a mean flesh flute.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21874 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 10:18 pm to
Political THOTS are useful when they’re on our side, I guess. They eventually frick things up one way or another, though.

Elise Stephanik is mid by normal standards of attractiveness, but she’s way above average for a Congresswoman, and yet she seems to be an actual thinking conservative.
Posted by TFH
Member since Apr 2016
4382 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 10:25 pm to
Has she never worked in an office? People are horny everywhere. Sex is what we were made for.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17705 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 10:30 pm to
Has she actually done anything worth a shite while in Congress?
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
83031 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 10:37 pm to
She's guilty of being a fun date.
Posted by coonass27
shreveport
Member since Mar 2008
3958 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

Has she actually done anything worth a shite while in Congress

I didn’t hear any complaints from the dude she was wacking off so I guess that counts as worth a shite
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26969 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 1:33 am to
She makes me horny and I am a long way from DC.
Posted by Dirt Booger
Comanche County
Member since Apr 2023
855 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 1:50 am to
Her. Your answer is her
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
25048 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 4:29 am to
quote:

caught jerking off her boyfriend in the middle of a movie theater


That’s a damn lie. It wasn’t her boyfriend. It was her date.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12699 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 4:43 am to
Speaking of horny she was a grandmother at like 35 years old. Do the math on that one. She is trash.
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
20957 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 5:00 am to
Whores everywhere
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39593 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 5:45 am to
Isn’t she a grandmother in her 30s?
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