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re: Kanye Selects Joel Osteen As Running Mate

Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:07 pm to
This was a Solid one by the Bee. The thing is I could see Kayne actually doing this.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45145 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:07 pm to
Do any of you look at article sources?
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
45854 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

he's really happy all the time. Kinda creepily happy, actually. Like, it's pretty concerning."


Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14501 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:08 pm to
Those Kartrashian gals have a well-documented history of driving the "men" in their family to insanity. I see no reason not to assume his days inside of reality are numbered.

Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:09 pm to
The sad element is that millions of Americans would consider voting for this clown-show of a ticket.
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
36865 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:10 pm to
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He's a great minister of the gospel
He is not even ordained and I believe teaches universal salvation. He's a fraud.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
50625 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:10 pm to
I'm glad Kanye has apparently become a Christian, but why does he have to go to Mr. Prosperity Gospel?

EDIT: Dang it, I fell for the Bee. I could have legitimately seen Kanye doing this.
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 1:13 pm
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
45854 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:12 pm to
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Those Kartrashian gals have a well-documented history of driving the "men" in their family to insanity. I see no reason not to assume his days inside of reality are numbered. 


The momma screwed her man up so bad that he willingly cut off his balls.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175384 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:13 pm to
i have no idea what is real or fake any longer.
Posted by Pianoman
New Iberia
Member since Dec 2003
2874 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:13 pm to
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Osteen's campaign strategy is to tell the people what they want to hear, avoid the hard truths


EXACTLY....says "This is my bible", then puts it down for the rest of his sermon and never cracks it open again.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
36865 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:14 pm to
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This is Babylon Bee people, don't analyze the choice too hard


Crap. I didn't click the blind link. That explains it
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
45447 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:29 pm to
You know it's good satire when you aren't sure if it's true without seeing that it's from the 'bee.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26763 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:32 pm to
We need Kayne to replace the votes Trump loses from the libertarian candidate.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:35 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
23630 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:37 pm to
I was thinking to myself this has got to be the Bee. Glad I was correct...
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19394 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:43 pm to
This is the REAL person he named as his running mate.

Actually prefer her to Osteen, or any more high-profile evangelicals Ye might have chosen.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12138 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:33 pm to
Must admit I fell for it too.
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