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Kanye Selects Joel Osteen As Running Mate
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:52 pm
HOUSTON, TX—During a special live-streamed Lakewood Church service Sunday, Kanye West selected prosperity gospel preacher Joel Osteen as his running mate.
The duo has teamed up for special events and public appearances since West announced his recent conversion to Christianity, so it was a natural fit.
"I'm real happy for Mike Pence, and I'ma let him finish his term out, but Joel will be the best VP of all time!" West said. "He's a great minister of the gospel and he's really happy all the time. Kinda creepily happy, actually. Like, it's pretty concerning."
Osteen's campaign strategy is to tell the people what they want to hear, avoid the hard truths, and simply declare victory over the competition.
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The duo has teamed up for special events and public appearances since West announced his recent conversion to Christianity, so it was a natural fit.
"I'm real happy for Mike Pence, and I'ma let him finish his term out, but Joel will be the best VP of all time!" West said. "He's a great minister of the gospel and he's really happy all the time. Kinda creepily happy, actually. Like, it's pretty concerning."
Osteen's campaign strategy is to tell the people what they want to hear, avoid the hard truths, and simply declare victory over the competition.
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:52 pm to ItzMe1972
This is hilarious
It is also sad
Excuse me while I laughcry
It is also sad
Excuse me while I laughcry
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:53 pm to ItzMe1972
lololololololol
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:54 pm to ItzMe1972
That guarantees the majority of christians won't vote for Kanye. Osteen's prosperity gospel has run out of steam and people are now actively attacking it.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:55 pm to ItzMe1972
I don’t like this. He could potentially pull Evangelicals from from Trump. It would be better if he had selected a more Democratic running mate or someone with Libertarian views.
I still don’t think it matters in the long run, but we need Kanye’s agenda to line up closer to Biden, than to Trump.
Edited to add: You got me. I didn’t read the article. I’m glad this is fake news.
I still don’t think it matters in the long run, but we need Kanye’s agenda to line up closer to Biden, than to Trump.
Edited to add: You got me. I didn’t read the article. I’m glad this is fake news.
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:55 pm to ItzMe1972
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This post was edited on 1/21/21 at 12:55 am
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:56 pm to ItzMe1972
quote:
I'm real happy for Mike Pence, and I'ma let him finish his term out, but Joel will be the best VP of all time!" West said. "He's a great minister of the gospel and he's really happy all the time. Kinda creepily happy, actually. Like, it's pretty concerning."
This was how I knew it was the Bee before I clicked on the link. That troll was too good to be legitimate.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:57 pm to notsince98
BabylonBee
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:57 pm to ItzMe1972
This is Babylon Bee people, don't analyze the choice too hard
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:58 pm to ItzMe1972
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 7/8/20 at 12:58 pm to ItzMe1972
quote:
Joel Osteen
I love me.
I love my curls.
I love my bitch of a wife who gives airplane attendants shite.
I love me some money.
Did I mention I love me.
Send me money.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:00 pm to ItzMe1972
A rapper and a televangelist walk into a bar
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:00 pm to ItzMe1972
I was like gotta be a BEE link... well maybe not a BEE link... kinda relived it was a BEE link...
Joel Osteen creeps me the frick out... not that I was gonna vote for Kanye anyhow...
Joel Osteen creeps me the frick out... not that I was gonna vote for Kanye anyhow...
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:00 pm to ItzMe1972
I hate that I believed this immediately. Honk Honk.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:01 pm to ItzMe1972
That website gets people every time.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:02 pm to ItzMe1972
"Joe Biden doesn't care about black people"
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:04 pm to LSUGreg
quote:
That website gets people every time.
Have you not noticed how closely real news has started to mirror what everyone once knew as babylonbee articles?
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:05 pm to ItzMe1972
Man,we are living in the craziest of times, LOL.
A has been and a fraud teaming up, what a couple they are.
A has been and a fraud teaming up, what a couple they are.
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:06 pm to ItzMe1972
quote:
Kanye Selects Joel Osteen As Running Mate
I don't watch reality TV shows, but if they made a show out of this I would have to tune in.
Posted on 7/8/20 at 1:07 pm to ItzMe1972
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