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Just found 2 unopened packs of shite paper in my house

Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:13 pm
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19047 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:13 pm
Feels like I struck gold baws. Corona might get me, but my fingers won’t stink when they find me.
Posted by BuzzSaw 12
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Member since Dec 2010
5236 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:17 pm to
Quick. Sell it on eBay. $10 per square with free shipping.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39464 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:17 pm to



Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19047 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

Quick. Sell it on eBay. $10 per square with free shipping


You know some desperate a-hole out there would buy it too. Hell I’d consider wiping my arse with hundred dollar bills in exchange for a roll. There is opportunity in panic.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19943 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:20 pm to
Sell it. Use money to pay for the free shite everybody else is getting.
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12812 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:23 pm to
Hopefully you won’t need any extra...

Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27950 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:30 pm to
You're rich!
No joke, I took some ammo by my uncles house today, to give to him, just to make sure he had plenty.

He was appreciative, but while we were shootin the bull, him and his wife, did mention that they were low on toilet paper, and didn't know what they would do.
On my way home I happened to stop at Dollar Tree, and They had just gotten a big shipment. I called my uncle and told him, it was like I had done the greatest thing ever. Bigger than the ammo.. go figure.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
17441 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32494 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:35 pm to
I’ve never used them but all our toilets have bidets.
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3313 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:57 pm to
Posted by Tiger on the Rag
Cattle Gap Egypt
Member since Jan 2018
6834 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:19 pm to
I just used about a half of a roll. I feel better too
Posted by George Dickel
Member since Jun 2019
1587 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 11:04 pm to
LOL
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30299 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 11:10 pm to
Wet wipes where it’s at baw
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
16302 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 11:12 pm to
Can you spare a square?
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4753 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 11:22 pm to
Can I borrow one... real quick!
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19047 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 12:00 am to
All this nonsense has me thinking about becoming a prepper. When the real apocalypse hits, I wanna be able to supply my baws with toilet paper and ammo... for a small reasonable price of course. How much arse paper you figure I could fit in a couple storage sheds?
Posted by Herschal
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2011
1525 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 12:11 am to
Break it down. Bag it up. Hit those corners.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
15068 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 12:21 am to
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Feels like I struck gold baws. Corona might get me, but my fingers won’t stink when they find me.


Go to the toilet. Shite liquid. Cover arse with towel. Go to shower, clean with copious amounts of soap in warm water. Repeat as needed. Wash towels in hot water. Toilet paper is not a necessity if one is laying in bed at home sick.
Posted by aubie101
Russia
Member since Nov 2010
3090 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 12:29 am to
Cashed out my 401k and emptying bank account to invest in toilet paper. When mad max times hit toilet paper will be the new currency.
Posted by Herschal
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2011
1525 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 12:36 am to
Do symptoms include copious amounts of diarrhea?

Am I just misinformed?

Seems absurd for a virus that that causes respiratory issues.

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