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re: Industries with open positions for now unemployed federal workers
Posted on 2/15/25 at 6:47 pm to deltaland
Posted on 2/15/25 at 6:47 pm to deltaland
“How many Federal employees does it take to change a lightbulb.”
Even the non-humans get it, which explains why the Democrats don’t.
quote:
It takes one federal employee to change a light bulb, but it requires a committee of 12 to decide which bulb to buy, a lengthy proposal process to get approval, and a budget review to ensure the funds are available." Essentially, the punchline is that due to bureaucratic processes, even a simple task can become overly complicated in a federal government setting; highlighting the potential for inefficiency and red tape.
Even the non-humans get it, which explains why the Democrats don’t.
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Posted on 2/15/25 at 6:52 pm to deltaland
Coal miners
Posted on 2/15/25 at 6:57 pm to Narax
quote:
Some of the hardest work I've ever done in my life.
Much respect to roofers!
I have never done it and I can tell you I am glad about that.
Thankfully around here they seem to let them start early in the day in the summer so they aren't out there at 4 in the afternoon.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 6:57 pm to Narax
quote:
Some of the hardest work I've ever done in my life.
Much respect to roofers!
That and concrete work.
Concrete work on a 95 degree day is pure hell, especially if you have to bust up previously existing slabs.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 7:03 pm to deltaland
Porn:
1. Always need good fluffers
2. Need guys who will recieve large missiles into lower GI tract.
Gambling:
1. Waitresses
2. Dealers
1. Always need good fluffers
2. Need guys who will recieve large missiles into lower GI tract.
Gambling:
1. Waitresses
2. Dealers
This post was edited on 2/15/25 at 7:04 pm
Posted on 2/15/25 at 7:10 pm to deltaland
Seriously, there’s money to be made in the trades. Could make up a deficit in that workforce.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 7:23 pm to deltaland
shite, I’m looking forward to interviewing and potentially hiring a few. Anyone who successfully “sells” the idea that being a democrat is awesome can sell for me and make $200k easily.
The part I worry about is they’d have to actually work. And not Greta Thunberg type of work but genuine 40’ish hour work weeks.
The part I worry about is they’d have to actually work. And not Greta Thunberg type of work but genuine 40’ish hour work weeks.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 7:25 pm to LSUSkip
quote:
That and concrete work.
Concrete finisher at all of the new, coal powered electric facilities that need to be built. They also need an influx of linemen for running a million of miles of underground electric feeds. Those above ground ones keep catching storm damage.
Those with the vaginitis need not apply.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 7:41 pm to deltaland
Walmart desperately needs more checkers
Posted on 2/15/25 at 7:48 pm to deltaland
quote:
Landscaping
Construction
Agriculture
Food processing plants
Desk jockeys don't want no job where you have to sweat and have to be on your feet all day.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 7:48 pm to deltaland
Crop pickers, roofers
Posted on 2/15/25 at 7:52 pm to deltaland
My guess they'll probably just get the private sector analogue for their government job. 
Posted on 2/15/25 at 7:54 pm to deltaland
Posted on 2/15/25 at 8:04 pm to deltaland
They can work in the fast food industry
Posted on 2/15/25 at 8:05 pm to deltaland
Jizzmopper at the adult theater
Posted on 2/15/25 at 8:24 pm to RohanGonzales
quote:Hail repairs.
Roofing season is coming up.
Posted on 2/15/25 at 9:55 pm to deltaland
Posted on 2/15/25 at 9:57 pm to deltaland
Well, since Schmucky Schumer is so concerned about where he’s going to get the avocados for his guac, they can all go to California and pick Schmucky's avocados after Trump kicks out all the illegals.
This post was edited on 2/15/25 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 2/15/25 at 9:57 pm to Tantal
quote:
They can backfill the positions vacated by the deported illegals.
Yep
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