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re: If you met Trump, how would you react and what would you tell him?

Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
11217 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:14 pm to
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Then I'd tell him he's a pussy draft-dodger and a fricking thief who has had to pay for most of the pussy he's ever had.


Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
3085 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:21 pm to
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I'd look him dead in the eye, or down at him, and tell him he ain't nearly as tall as he claims to be. Then I'd tell him he's a pussy draft-dodger and a fricking thief who has had to pay for most of the pussy he's ever had.
booga booga booga
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26087 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:27 pm to
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I'd look him dead in the eye, or down at him, and tell him he ain't nearly as tall as he claims to be. Then I'd tell him he's a pussy draft-dodger and a fricking thief who has had to pay for most of the pussy he's ever had.


You sound like a real tough guy. You're probably about 5' tall too.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
46851 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:34 pm to
I hope I'd give him the honor his office deserves, and then I'd ask if he would consider making a public statement about his faith in Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of his sins, and encourage him to publicly state that Jesus Christ is King of kings and Lord of lords, even King over this nation.
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
25267 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:38 pm to
Have a friend who spent time with him....says he as genuine as they come!

Hard to like for some people, but he loves this country and is fighting the hard fight.....thre fight NO OTHER POLITICIAN will take on...

Thanks Mr President!
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82339 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:39 pm to
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Also get rid of the income tax.


And thank him for taking a bullet for us.
Posted by GoblinGuide
Member since Nov 2017
2110 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 3:54 pm to
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I’d tell him how smart and handsome he is. A true man of genius. And that George Washington has nothing on you sir.


That's the gayest shite I've ever read.
Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
Member since Feb 2005
5000 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 3:57 pm to
I’d tell him to encourage the removal of the term “mass shooter” and replace it with attempted murder, mass murder, gang violence, whatever is specific to the perpetrators, not the tool.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
138878 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:07 pm to
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what would you tell him?
I'd tell him to kick Thune's arse so hard he'd have unlace his shoe to get his foot out.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134899 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:08 pm to
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If you met Trump, how would you react
Do you mean after I've changed my drawers???
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
5564 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:15 pm to
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If you met Trump, how would you react and what would you tell him


Same exact way as I would any President.

I would respectfully shake his hand, if offered, and say "hello Mr President".

That is about it.
Posted by Translator
Member since May 2025
1008 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:36 pm to
Go back to using the term "illegal alien" instead of the more recent term such as "undocumented migrant"
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
57856 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:38 pm to
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I'd look him dead in the eye, or down at him, and tell him he ain't nearly as tall as he claims to be. Then I'd tell him he's a pussy draft-dodger and a fricking thief who has had to pay for most of the pussy he's ever had.


Pipe down Francis.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
23781 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 5:45 pm to
I'd say, "thank you sir...."
Posted by Warrior Court
Atlanta
Member since Apr 2022
3804 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 6:06 pm to
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I would ask him if he is a time traveler. His answer to that question would determine what I actually wanted to say to him. If he is a time traveler, "hey man, that's cool. Can I become a time cop too?" If not, "sir, it's time to stop being cute with the timing of events. Drop the hammer on these assholes ASAP. As in, today."


you should tell him that you post on a retard message board non-stop day and night and weekends, without rest, defending his honor for some reason that isn't really clear to anyone other than you have no life and no friends or family and the mental illness is kicking in strong.
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
15724 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 6:41 pm to
I’d tell him thanks for being the goat and for an amazing year so far.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
116936 posts
Posted on 4/25/26 at 6:48 pm to
I assume I would be expected to bow before the God-Emperor.
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