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re: If Trump was your father, what would you buy him for his birthday?

Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:48 am to
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7858 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:48 am to
a SNL style skit on the white house lawn of Chicago Hoax, starring Dan Ackroyd and Dennis Miller as the MAGAs and that big ugly Leslie woman that looks like a man playing JizzyBleach.

Dana Carvey would be the Subway sandwich artist.
Posted by rilesrick
Member since Mar 2015
6704 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:49 am to
A small touch of humility and instructions on how and when to use it.. I love the guy but........
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50962 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:10 am to
An animation of Adam Schiff, wearing a gimp suit, being arse pounded by Jussie Smollett, while Chuck Schumer is all fours blowing Nancy Pelosi's strap-on, while watching a comedy video of AOC trying to figure out how to give change on a $16.22 service check when handed a $20 bill, a $1 bill and a quarter.
Posted by RichardS
I come from a land down under
Member since Oct 2014
641 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:33 am to


For his limo.
Posted by Chocolate Jesus
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2019
360 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:43 am to
clairvoyance, but he’s probably see it coming.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:53 am to
a wheel barrel to carry those huge nuts of his around in

Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
20638 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:55 am to
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Posted by Dday63
Member since Sep 2014
2393 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:58 am to
Toss-up between a brain, a heart, and courage. At least he already has a home and knows how to go there....a lot.
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
57977 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 11:13 am to
quote:

If Trump was your father, what would you buy him for his birthday?


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Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
35600 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 11:30 am to

AND
Posted by LeauxCountryTigah
Her Nether Regions
Member since Jan 2008
453 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 11:36 am to
A nice pair of fuzzy orange slippers to match his vain skin tone and help make his upcoming jail time a little more comfortable.
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
32734 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 11:51 am to
I'd buy him the domain: imwithher.com
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6222 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:33 pm to
A heart attack for RBG.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26260 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 1:17 pm to
Well,I always visited with my dad on his birthday and told him the things he did that made a difference in my life.

It seemed to make him happier than a gift.

I miss him,and mom too..
Posted by texridder
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Oct 2017
14936 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 1:21 pm to
Adderall.
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