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re: If Every President Was Put Into A Fight Club Who Comes Out On Top?

Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:07 am to
Posted by Nosevens
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Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:07 am to
Teddy Roosevelt without a doubt, balls of steel and smart
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:14 am to
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In Office W, Bush was probably in the best shape/age
Ford was athletic ..but "for the times" in office Bush would kill him

T.R. would whip W, no question. For everyone saying how crazy and badass some of the other guys are, Roosevelt started his own military until at 40, swimming in icy water and rock climbing in Rock Creek Park, and let's not forget his Amazonian expedition after he left office. He was also a boxer while at Harvard, and regularly staged sparring contests in the White House.

Not to mention Roosevelt was 12 years younger than W when he became president.

T.R. wins in a fight club, no doubt.

This post was edited on 10/21/23 at 8:17 am
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:19 am to
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Gerald Ford was an all American dlineman.


"At Michigan, Ford was a substitute center behind All-American Charles Bernard on Michigan's national championship squads of 1932 and 1933. In 1934, his senior season, Ford started at center for all of Michigan's games and was named team MVP." Michigan Go Blue dot Com

He very well could have played on both sides, but here he's primarily credited as a center.
This post was edited on 10/21/23 at 8:20 am
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
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Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:23 am to




Who can deny this force of nature?


WHO???
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6797 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:23 am to
President Taft. He is the heaviest president weighing in at 340 pounds.

He would heap a blubbering sumo wrestling executive can of woop arse on all presidential comers.
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
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Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:32 am to
Don't count out Obama...remember, Michelle will dickwhip 'em all!
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:45 am to
I get it, Jackson, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Ford and Truman. All tough as nails, likely.

But Reagan is getting vastly overlooked here as well.

Also, Donald Trump was a multi-sport athlete in HS. At 6'3", he's the 3rd tallest President in US history.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:55 am to
Teddy would wreck shite

He was a boxer at Harvard anyway
And he lived a tough life even with all of his excesses and riches

Not even a doubt he wins
Posted by olddawginCa
Member since Aug 2023
811 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 9:01 am to
Abe. He was a bare knuckles fighter.
Posted by ShinerHorns
El Paso
Member since Jul 2021
5617 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 9:24 am to
Trump. He’s in way better shape than any of our presidents were.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
31095 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 9:37 am to
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Top candidates have to be Abe, Jackson, and Teddy
Hand-to-hand....Abe
Hand guns allowed.....Andy
Survivor rules applied....Teddy
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 9:45 am to
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you ever seen a gay black dude fight?


Well I've seen queers fight and those motherfrickers get honey badger mean. So my money's on Barry, straight up.

Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2578 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 9:55 am to
Big Mike
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55585 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:01 am to
There is one answer to this question and it is “Abe Lincoln” who was 6’ 4” tall and an avid wrestler. Abe was a county champion, and was over 300-1 in matches. That dude was a big, swaggering bull!

But the best answer was “FDR” by SpanishFortTiger!
This post was edited on 10/21/23 at 10:02 am
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
22103 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:04 am to
Teddy Roosevelt is the answer
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
22103 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:07 am to
If you throw in vice presidents, it's Aaron Burr
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
19813 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:07 am to
James Monroe was a Dragoon in the revolution. Badass on a horse with a sword.

But if you go with raw strength it is Abe, George and Andrew. Boxing it is TR. if it is bullshite slinging then Obama.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
23259 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:21 am to
Trump, because he would own the fight club. The fights would be held in the Trump Fight Club arena in the Casino owned by Trump.

Big money would be made in the promotion of the Presidents Fight Club. Of course, Barry would have to tone down his act.
This post was edited on 10/21/23 at 10:41 am
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76521 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:22 am to
Jackson
Teddy
Abe




Big Mike was funny
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 10/21/23 at 10:31 am to
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There is one answer to this question and it is “Abe Lincoln” who was 6’ 4” tall and an avid wrestler. Abe was a county champion, and was over 300-1 in matches. That dude was a big, swaggering bull!

But the best answer was “FDR” by SpanishFortTiger!


That's what he said.
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