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I just got triggered by a Bernie soy

Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:44 pm
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81893 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:44 pm
So I took a picture of this soy thinking that I’d post it in here and we’d all have a chuckle.



It turns out he had a problem scanning, so I wound up at the register right next to his.

I jokingly said to him “it must be nice to wear a shirt of your candidate of choice here and never get any grief for it.”

Him: who is your candidate of choice, Trump?

Me: Yes. I think that if I put a Trump sticker on my car in this city, the window would get smashed within 10 minutes

Him: if you had a Trump sticker on your car you’d deserve to have your windows smashed.

I just state at him and dumbly say “really?” And shake my head.

As I’m driving home acknowledging that I’ve been triggered by this soy, I realize that I have the perfect way to test his theory. I already own the necessary Trump stickers. They are going on any Bernie / Warren / Hillary sticker that I come across starting this weekend.
This post was edited on 11/11/19 at 2:47 pm
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:45 pm to
That dude will visit the ER one day for anal prolapse, no doubt.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101474 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:45 pm to
The worker lady in the hair net doesn't look happy with you.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34787 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:46 pm to
Do you still slap Trump stickers on peoples cars up there?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78005 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:46 pm to
So you started shite. Got it.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26616 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:46 pm to
2 bucks for a 10lb bag of ice...sweet...!
This post was edited on 11/11/19 at 2:47 pm
Posted by DeusVultMachina
Member since Jul 2017
4245 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

I realize that I have the perfect way to test his theory. I already own the necessary Trump stickers. They are going on any Bernie / Warren sticker that I come across starting this weekend


Now we're talkin.
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
Beyond the Pale
Member since Dec 2007
14916 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:48 pm to
That's why you should always carry a trump sticker with you. Put it on your forehead and dare the punk to move.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:48 pm to
I love your tales of owning the libs in everyday life, mate
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81893 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:48 pm to
I haven’t done it bc were not really in the heat of election season but ole boy may have just started the party a bit earlier than anticipated
Posted by Bunyan
He/Him
Member since Oct 2016
20828 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:48 pm to
Why does every soi boy wear those EXACT glasses?

And did he really get a shopping cart for 2 items? Lettuce and Doritos?
This post was edited on 11/11/19 at 2:52 pm
Posted by DeusVultMachina
Member since Jul 2017
4245 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:48 pm to
Also, who is your EPL team, bruv?
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:48 pm to
None of this happened.
Posted by FrenchToast
The French Kitchen
Member since Jan 2016
1810 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:49 pm to
Is he really still supporting Bernie if his shirt says 2016?

Maybe you should'v e asked him how he felt when Hillary cheated in the primaries then.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105417 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

I just state at him and dumbly say “really?” And shake my head.


It appears there were two soy boys bagging their groceries while talking politics.

Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81893 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:51 pm to
I didn’t set out to start anything - it was intended to be lighthearted banter between two guys who have had different life experiences. What America is supposed to be all about.
This post was edited on 11/11/19 at 2:51 pm
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:54 pm to
Great story, would love to do the same thing here in CA. Although I think CA people are more anti Republican than pro democrat. Dont see a lot of support for democrats, most stickers and shirts and signs you see are more anti Trump and anti racist
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9329 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:57 pm to
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
20005 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:57 pm to
Winco?

Dude, do you own that store?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118862 posts
Posted on 11/11/19 at 2:59 pm to
Well, at least you are having fun.
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