I finally figured out how to post a meme on TigerDroppings and It’s Perfect

I have been pondering what I needed to wear now that I’m officially an Enemy of the State. One of my lawyer dude friends sent this to me- and it’s PERFECT. Fear not PoliBaws: Whereas Scarlett used her mamma’s drapes, my outfit will be made entirely out of Mike Lindell’s Giza Dream Sheets.

I plan to personally deliver cupcakes to all you Baws on a bicycle, with messages baked inside that say: “Stop the Steal” or “MAGA” or “what’s in the suitcase, Ruby?” I will be just like the heroine in All the Light We Cannot See. Except I’m not blind, and it was the chick in the Nightengale that rode a bicycle.

Nevertheless- I promise that my home baked communicados filled with hope will hold you over until Chicken or Dan Bongino builds a secret internet server in my attic.

I will be able to escape suspicion riding down the I10 on a bicycle in a fricking hoop skirt, bc although I will look like a complete lunatic, I will be wearing my Covid Mask thereby signaling my submission and devotion to my new Communist Overlords.

In all seriousness- We’re gonna get thru this Baws. We all love our country, and the First Amendment is stronger than a bunch of nerds in Silicon Valley or an 80 year old dementia patient who thinks he’s a senator from Delaware. I’m not sure what the way is yet - but there is a lawful, and peaceful means. I have faith that the good Lord above will show us the way, like he always does - with a lil divine inspiration mixed with a lil grace and compassion.

Because this little joke made me laugh today, I hope wherever you are it made you laugh too! Because dammit. At this point - we could all use a chuckle. Plus, I’m flat out grateful we still have a place we can speak freely. Even when we disagree, I’m glad we have a place we can do so. So, here’s a lil something to celebrate

So raise glass to Chicken, and when you’re done, pray for the USA. Pray for Strength. Pray for Peace. Have faith friends. The best is yet to come.