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re: How will Biden embarrass the USA at the Queen’s funeral?

Posted on 9/13/22 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3150 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 3:33 pm to
He will ask her to “stand up!”
Posted by FlyingTiger1955
Member since Jan 2019
5765 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 3:38 pm to
He needs to have charcoal filtered depends for this trip. Maybe they can also add in noise reduction.
Posted by hogcard1964
Illinois
Member since Jan 2017
10474 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 3:40 pm to
They're not going to allow him anywhere near the funeral.
Posted by tigger4ever
Member since Apr 2021
633 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 3:53 pm to
Drop his coat on the ground and almost step on it. Then say it’s God’s honest truth as my mother used to say. And that’s not hyperbole.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15651 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 4:09 pm to
Cutting a loud, wet fart that stinks up Westminister Abbey during the opening prayer is my prediction.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29108 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 4:36 pm to


Mother fricker really looks like one of the prophets from the Halo series. Ugly, creepy looking piece of shite.



Or also like this guy on the Throwing Copper album cover from Live.

This post was edited on 9/13/22 at 4:42 pm
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8389 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

Well he already shite his pants in front of The Pope


Did that happen before or after Plugs went off on his Satchel Paige rant? The look on The Pope's face - what on earth is this guy talking about?

Total disconnect from reality.

This post was edited on 9/13/22 at 6:20 pm
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7050 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 7:54 pm to
I’m sure he will awkwardly try to equate the Queens death to his son Beau’s during some public comment.

Also he will mistake Meghan for a servant and ask her to fetch him some clean underwear.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68689 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 8:00 pm to
Fall asleep and maybe sniff some hair.

He will probably catch covid again too.
This post was edited on 9/13/22 at 8:01 pm
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 8:58 pm to
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He's definitely going to crap his pants.

Hope he makes it look like Jerry Nadler only forted.
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
57276 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

I’m sure he will awkwardly try to equate the Queens death to his son Beau’s during some public comment.
This!
Posted by LetsGoBrandon
Member since Oct 2021
102 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 9:56 pm to
Even if he does those phony royals will still put up their fake smiles and suck up to him
This post was edited on 9/13/22 at 9:57 pm
Posted by LatherZap
Member since Mar 2022
828 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:30 pm to
While it's fun to imagine something "long and loud", likely it shall be more subtle. He will awkwardly try to connect this event to modern America, and perhaps punctuate his comments with a silent fart.

Perhaps he will spin an easily-debunked tale of meeting the Queen years ago, etc?
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62448 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:33 pm to
He will demand Queen play Bohemian Rapsody or they won’t get the Billion dollar loan
Posted by LatherZap
Member since Mar 2022
828 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 10:39 pm to
Maybe he'll say she was funny in The Naked Gun.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76340 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:16 pm to
I seriously hope he shits his pants
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:21 pm to
You KNOW the only reason he’s going over there is the possibility that he might get to smell Princess Charlotte.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20149 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 12:31 am to
Him and Andrew will swap pedo stories
Posted by tigerinexile
NYC
Member since Sep 2004
1270 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 3:44 am to
They will send his double no way he can go
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39145 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 4:02 am to
He is going to feel an uncontrollable urge to impart some wisdom that just entered his dementia addled mind. He will walk away from his handlers to the lectern set up for clergy, and tell some wonderful story aboot meeting Queen Elliptical, err, Elister, err, Elapsedipet, err....C'mon, man!

Please don't mention her tits.
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