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re: GOP Congressman Joe Barton Very Sorry for Nudez (NSFW)

Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by redandright
Member since Jun 2011
9617 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:20 pm to
“Thanks for posting those pics”, said no one ever.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39484 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:21 pm to
Old people trying to date in the Information Age brings the lulz.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Old people trying to date in the Information Age brings the lulz.


Know your limitations man!!!

Now. I just want to pause for a moment to point out that at least at the time, this photo WORKED!
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

I thought rule 1 about dick pics to not show your face.


Rule 1 is don't send dick pics
Rule 2 is if you DO send dick pics don't show your face.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146790 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:23 pm to
Yeah, the older woman in her early 103's is a skank for getting probably 5 grand from TMZ for the pics. Seriously, it is a low blow and maybe she needed flour on the ungroomed wet spot to hit that.
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:32 pm to

Not sure which is more unsettling that or this.

*9th grade biology assignment*



LINK /
Posted by PuddinPopPharmacist
Member since May 2017
790 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:36 pm to
Toddy will be posting with one hand all day after seeing these pics
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:36 pm to
He's like a slightly sexier version of Verne Lundquist.

Not by much. Just the right amount.

(crickets)
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146790 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:37 pm to


This will batping Toddy.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146790 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:39 pm to
why did you post crickets?
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Representative Barton has served in the House for 32 years. He recently announced a re-election bid, but now tells the Texas Tribune he's reconsidering.
Ya think
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112635 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:45 pm to
Does he have a hawg ?
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146790 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

How did this even become public? God damned whores want the D and then make your private shite public? No way this guy should have offered ANY public apology for this.

This crap is getting out of hand.


This.

I think there is a law in my state against releasing nudes or sexts of an ex.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80246 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:14 pm to
We’ll never know because he took a flaccid dick pic of it tucked under his FUPA. Even Brett Favre and his little mouse dick are shaking their heads.
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40152 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

My only gripe is that the congressman was dumb enough to take nudes, knowing that they always go public.

This isn't a sex scandal, it's a stupidity scandal.




Yeah, he should resign immediately in disgrace.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61263 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:18 pm to
How does the media get a hold of these pictures? Isn't this illegal?
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:22 pm to
Aggie is as Aggie does.
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
Beyond the Pale
Member since Dec 2007
14916 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

His excuse should have been: "Taking pics was only way I could see my dick"

Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43337 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

maybe she needed flour on the ungroomed wet spot to hit that.


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