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GOP Congressman Joe Barton Very Sorry for Nudez (NSFW)
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:02 pm
Via TMZ
The photo helps explain why congressmen get so little consensual sex.
quote:
Barton now says, "While separated from my second wife, prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other mature adult women. Each was consensual. Those relationships have ended."
He adds, "I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days. I am sorry that I let my constituents down."
The photo helps explain why congressmen get so little consensual sex.
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:03 pm to austintigerdad
Angles, Joe! What have I taught you about angles and perspective !?!
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:03 pm to austintigerdad
Dude is a specimen...
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:04 pm to austintigerdad
His excuse should have been:
"Taking pics was only way I could see my dick"
"Taking pics was only way I could see my dick"
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:05 pm to austintigerdad
Poor lighting.
Awful angle.
XL fupa.
Solid 0/10
Awful angle.
XL fupa.
Solid 0/10
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:07 pm to austintigerdad
Won't matter.
TX-6 is a solid GOP district. The "dead girl/live boy" rule applies there.
TX-6 is a solid GOP district. The "dead girl/live boy" rule applies there.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:07 pm to austintigerdad
really? wait this is from the onion, right?
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:08 pm to austintigerdad
OMG it is real it is him. He looks constipated.
quote:So this a trial balloon, throw it out there and see if no one cares
Representative Barton has served in the House for 32 years. He recently announced a re-election bid, but now tells the Texas Tribune he's reconsidering.
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:11 pm to austintigerdad
That is really weird.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:12 pm to Dale51
quote:
He seems nice.
you almost gotta give him a pass.Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:14 pm to cajunangelle
My only gripe is that the congressman was dumb enough to take nudes, knowing that they always go public.
This isn't a sex scandal, it's a stupidity scandal.
This isn't a sex scandal, it's a stupidity scandal.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:15 pm to austintigerdad
How is this news? Granted, it's a dumbass move. Especially for a grown arse man, but hardly news.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:16 pm to austintigerdad
Dear sweet baby Jesus .
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:16 pm to austintigerdad
Well at least it's one adult to another...no sex scandal just stupidity to send nudes...
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:17 pm to austintigerdad
why is it he seems to think it somehow helps to say it was sent to a much older woman and it is now over? the woman must be 90. 
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:18 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:19 pm to LSURulzSEC
How did this even become public? God damned whores want the D and then make your private shite public? No way this guy should have offered ANY public apology for this.
This crap is getting out of hand.
This crap is getting out of hand.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 1:20 pm to austintigerdad
I thought rule 1 about dick pics to not show your face.
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