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re: Friday humor: Joy Reid | Canada would defeat U.S. in war.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:28 am to Furious
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:28 am to Furious
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This is a terrible take. Culturally, the Canadians are close enough to us that an occupation would be very easy. It would look nothing like Middle East occupations. It would look more like Germany occupying Austria.
Canadians do not want to be occupied. They do not want to be United States citizens. You’re a fool if you buy the bullshite that their people are crying out for US annexation. They just wiped out the conservatives in their national elections because of their association with MAGA.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:32 am to Furious
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The Louisiana national guard could defeat Canada.
lets not get ahead of ourselves
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:33 am to loogaroo
Nice work Joy... I'm certain you have plenty of time to read 'fun-facts' right now.
PS - Be a librarian ... in Iran.
PS - Be a librarian ... in Iran.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:35 am to loogaroo
I see some admin felt my Always Sunny gif was rayciss, even though it wasn't.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:42 am to Diego Ricardo
The vast majority of Canada's population is in a few urban areas.
The wilderness fighter types hate the liberals and the 20% foreign born imports.
That 20% have zero loyalty to Canada.
Quebec is the only actually culturally unified part.
And they hate the rest of Canada.
I think you miss a number of things in your assessment, while we could lose any occupation we don't care about. We would absolutely win an occupation we wanted to annex.
The wilderness fighter types hate the liberals and the 20% foreign born imports.
That 20% have zero loyalty to Canada.
Quebec is the only actually culturally unified part.
And they hate the rest of Canada.
I think you miss a number of things in your assessment, while we could lose any occupation we don't care about. We would absolutely win an occupation we wanted to annex.
This post was edited on 3/21/25 at 7:43 am
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:48 am to canyon
They get away with so much in our society, not because of actual prejudice/bigotry but rather to avoid the *appearance* of it. It's the damnedest thing.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:50 am to loogaroo
First, Canada wasn't a country. Second, no one won. It was a draw. To say Canada won the war of 1812 is simply ignorant.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:53 am to Porpus
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Why are the beautiful ones always so dumb?
I don’t think you watched the same video we all did?
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:54 am to loogaroo
Not surprised. Every progressive hates the country to the point they wish any third world country would beat us in a war, just to prove their disgusting "point".
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:02 am to loogaroo
Met a young Canadian dude on a cruise I was on recently hand he was talking similar, saying "oh our winters make us tough and because we have so few military guys they all know how to do everything blah blah blah" I just let him ramble. He fricking hates Trudeau with a passion though, so his rants on him were pretty entertaining.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:05 am to loogaroo
Are Lemon and Reid trying to create a podcast for rejected losers?
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:08 am to loogaroo
We all knew she was stupid, but this takes it to another level….
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:09 am to loogaroo
I don't get it,
If 2/3 of it is uninhabitable then we'd only have to occupy the other 1/3

If 2/3 of it is uninhabitable then we'd only have to occupy the other 1/3
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:12 am to Porpus
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Why are the beautiful ones always so dumb?

Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:12 am to Diego Ricardo
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There are a few things that make a war with Canada more complicated than at first glance. I am willing to humor takes that argue that the US could tactically win the war but strategically lose the occupation. Mainly because that feels about the same as every campaign we've participated in since the end of WWII and its occupation period. Those wars didn't have the added complication of the asymmetric warfare bleeding into our own borders with regularity too.
Would expect nothing less from Diego Dick…
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:31 am to GusAU
First, the 1995 Film "Canadian Bacon" does a pretty serious dive into how a US - Canadian War would probably go down. So if your going to discuss this scenario intelligently, you need to watch that first.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:34 am to Furious
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The Louisiana national guard could defeat Canada.
Hell, the Salvation Army could probably defeat the Mounties.
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:37 am to loogaroo
Not clicking on that crap. Two douche bags in one image. 
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