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re: Friday humor: Joy Reid | Canada would defeat U.S. in war.

Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:28 am to
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
11765 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:28 am to
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This is a terrible take. Culturally, the Canadians are close enough to us that an occupation would be very easy. It would look nothing like Middle East occupations. It would look more like Germany occupying Austria.


Canadians do not want to be occupied. They do not want to be United States citizens. You’re a fool if you buy the bullshite that their people are crying out for US annexation. They just wiped out the conservatives in their national elections because of their association with MAGA.
Posted by Woobie
Member since Jan 2017
3301 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:32 am to
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The Louisiana national guard could defeat Canada.


lets not get ahead of ourselves
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
9294 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:33 am to
Nice work Joy... I'm certain you have plenty of time to read 'fun-facts' right now.

PS - Be a librarian ... in Iran.
Posted by VoxDawg
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Member since Sep 2012
75480 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:35 am to
I see some admin felt my Always Sunny gif was rayciss, even though it wasn't.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21599 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:36 am to
It wasn’t.
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
6283 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:42 am to
The vast majority of Canada's population is in a few urban areas.

The wilderness fighter types hate the liberals and the 20% foreign born imports.

That 20% have zero loyalty to Canada.

Quebec is the only actually culturally unified part.

And they hate the rest of Canada.

I think you miss a number of things in your assessment, while we could lose any occupation we don't care about. We would absolutely win an occupation we wanted to annex.
This post was edited on 3/21/25 at 7:43 am
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
75480 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:48 am to
They get away with so much in our society, not because of actual prejudice/bigotry but rather to avoid the *appearance* of it. It's the damnedest thing.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6480 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:50 am to
First, Canada wasn't a country. Second, no one won. It was a draw. To say Canada won the war of 1812 is simply ignorant.
Posted by LaMigra
Member since Nov 2022
2716 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:53 am to
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Why are the beautiful ones always so dumb?


I don’t think you watched the same video we all did?
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
55435 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:54 am to
Not surprised. Every progressive hates the country to the point they wish any third world country would beat us in a war, just to prove their disgusting "point".
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
4985 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 7:54 am to
She’s a nasty nasty bitch.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:02 am to
Met a young Canadian dude on a cruise I was on recently hand he was talking similar, saying "oh our winters make us tough and because we have so few military guys they all know how to do everything blah blah blah" I just let him ramble. He fricking hates Trudeau with a passion though, so his rants on him were pretty entertaining.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
80346 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:05 am to
Are Lemon and Reid trying to create a podcast for rejected losers?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32197 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:08 am to
We all knew she was stupid, but this takes it to another level….
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83311 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:09 am to
I don't get it,

If 2/3 of it is uninhabitable then we'd only have to occupy the other 1/3

Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16417 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:12 am to
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Why are the beautiful ones always so dumb?





Posted by GusAU
Member since Mar 2014
4938 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:12 am to
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There are a few things that make a war with Canada more complicated than at first glance. I am willing to humor takes that argue that the US could tactically win the war but strategically lose the occupation. Mainly because that feels about the same as every campaign we've participated in since the end of WWII and its occupation period. Those wars didn't have the added complication of the asymmetric warfare bleeding into our own borders with regularity too.


Would expect nothing less from Diego Dick…
Posted by RiverCityTider
Jacksonville, Florida
Member since Oct 2008
6654 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:31 am to
First, the 1995 Film "Canadian Bacon" does a pretty serious dive into how a US - Canadian War would probably go down. So if your going to discuss this scenario intelligently, you need to watch that first.



Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17721 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:34 am to
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The Louisiana national guard could defeat Canada.


Hell, the Salvation Army could probably defeat the Mounties.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15047 posts
Posted on 3/21/25 at 8:37 am to
Not clicking on that crap. Two douche bags in one image.
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