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Flat Earth Conspiracy Nut to Commit Suicide by Rocket

Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:04 am
Posted by austintigerdad
Llano County, TX
Member since Nov 2010
1884 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:04 am
Per the WaPo and AP:
quote:

Seeking to prove that a conspiracy of astronauts fabricated the shape of the Earth, a California man intends to launch himself 1,800 feet high on Saturday in a rocket he built from scrap metal.

Assuming the 500-mph, mile-long flight through the Mojave Desert does not kill him, Mike Hughes told the Associated Press, his journey into the atmosflat will mark the first phase of his ambitious flat-Earth space program.

“I don’t believe in science,” said Hughes, whose main sponsor for the rocket is Research Flat Earth. “I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula. There’s no difference between science and science fiction.”
Hoping this encourages more risky behavior by science deniers. Moobs optional.


Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18771 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:06 am to
Darwinism.
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6566 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:08 am to
Hold my beer
Posted by TigerDoc
Texas
Member since Apr 2004
9902 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:08 am to
quote:

“I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula..."


Huh. Apparently Newton's laws were derived from ancient Hebrew holy texts.

Strong contender for a Darwin award.
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 10:09 am
Posted by Lsuchs
Member since Apr 2013
8073 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:10 am to
quote:

a California man intends to launch himself 1,800 feet high on Saturday in a rocket he built from scrap metal.


Why not just take a hot air balloon tour?
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 10:16 am
Posted by LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Member since Jan 2008
13608 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:12 am to
What does he hope to accomplish?
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37726 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:18 am to
I would guess forcing the government’s hand into stopping him so that he can claim government conspiracy to silence him.

The FAA isn’t going to let this assclown kill himself
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140346 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:18 am to
You should ride with him to document the event.
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
73434 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:19 am to
quote:

You should ride with him to document the event.
Then it would be peer reviewed?
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34710 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:20 am to
This is so awesome. I very much support stuff like this
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25444 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:21 am to
If he’s so confident, why does he have “mad” in his website title?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68160 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:23 am to
A story I read was that he didn't start on this flat Earth silliness until he needed money to continue his project. He's simply using the kooks for their cash.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:24 am to
That dude looks nothing like Billy Bob Thornton.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108226 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:26 am to
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Hoping this encourages more risky behavior by science deniers. Moobs optional.
The sad thing is that the government is going to stop him from achieving greatness.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
46027 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Why not just take a hot air balloon tour?


Better yet, book a flight on a commercial airliner
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:28 am to
Finally,

Someone is going to be able to put an end to this nonsense of us living on a ball.
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
35389 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:28 am to
quote:

a California man intends to launch himself 1,800 feet high on Saturday
There are a couple of buildings where he can take an elevator to get that high. Of course he would need to get in a plane to visit.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
46027 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:29 am to
quote:

What does he hope to accomplish?


I guess he wants to prove that there is no curvature of the earth and to warn ocean going vessels they could potentially sail right of the edge of the earth
Posted by Lsuchs
Member since Apr 2013
8073 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:32 am to
shite take an elevator to the top of the Willis [Sears] tower.

Observation deck is about the length of a football field below his intended rocket altitude
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