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Fast track immigration process for hotties

Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:25 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:25 pm
It would never be done because of reasons but damn if we could open the floodgates on visually appealing women for us citizenship we’d all be drowning in it. Not sure who sets the parameters but it’s definitely possible. I guess it would turn out to be a form of eugenics but that’s fine.

Posted by badlands
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:27 pm to
Good thread
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29168 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:27 pm to
Thanks
Posted by Tiger4Liberty
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2015
2423 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:28 pm to
IN
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17717 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:30 pm to
Blondes from Russia and Eastern Europe, followed by Colombia and Argentina.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30036 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:34 pm to
they are all:

hot as hell at 20

most are still fine at 30

something happens at 40 and overnight they turn ugly and manly

then they are completely OMG hell no ugly at 50

Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29168 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Blondes from Russia and Eastern Europe, followed by Colombia and Argentina.


Asians. Japanese and Korean girls baw
Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22317 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

if we could open the floodgates on visually appealing women
Russian women ONLY. Now go do the right thing.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:38 pm to
I proposed this to my ex congressman years ago while fricked up one night.

He liked the idea of employing sexy girls with cute accents at a bunch of subways.
Posted by flyAU
Scottsdale
Member since Dec 2010
24850 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:39 pm to
Zero pictures? F you.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:40 pm to
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Fast track immigration process for hotties

I think I support.

Need clarity. We are only fast trackin the female hotties, right? No need for added competition.
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
11812 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:41 pm to
Already a thing

“Called mail order brides”
Posted by victoire sécurisé
Member since Nov 2012
4902 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:41 pm to
But it would decrease the value of US-born hotties, so GOP should fight it on patriotic principle.

Plus, foreign born hotties are lazy, resource-sponging, diseased criminals. Can’t have that.
/s
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:41 pm to
Pics aren't loading for me
Posted by Sweet daddy
Member since Jan 2016
1037 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:42 pm to
Yes we will follow Trumps footsteps he will lead the way he knows short cuts. His old lady was a citizen in two weeks her parents six months .
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123945 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:42 pm to
The admins should move this to the OP and watch 500 DVs rain down for the no pics thing.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29168 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Need clarity. We are only fast trackin the female hotties, right? No need for added competition.



Yes. Only biologically female
Posted by wookalar1013
up ta camp
Member since Jun 2017
2006 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:45 pm to
worked for melania
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 4:48 pm to
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Blondes from Russia and Eastern Europe, followed by Colombia and Argentina.


I'd go with:

1. brunettes, with green eyes, from the Andalucia area of Spain;

2. Sycilians, with Arab and African ancestors making the cutest fricking curls;

3. all kinds of sexy latinas; SA type over Mexican type; I tend to lean toward more Spanish genes than native american;

4. brunette, with green eyes, from Krakow;

5. beauties from Lebanon or Syria;

6. the blue eyed, blonde haired scandanavians; and

7. the tiny, nerdy looking Asian girls that make you feel like Chris Hansen is hiding in the closet.
Posted by AU66
Northport Al
Member since Sep 2006
3264 posts
Posted on 3/3/19 at 7:33 pm to
This is the most shallow, chauvanistic, unethical take take on immigration ive seen even for this board and it’s absolutely the right thing to do MAHA!

Edit: i’m still going to downvote you for lack of visuals.
This post was edited on 3/3/19 at 7:37 pm
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