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re: End times prophecy: Armies of Gog & Magog attack Israel and are destroyed by God

Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:15 am to
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
38747 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:15 am to
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I consider myself a person of faith but I'm not particularly devout but I would love to see Jesus return to Earth just to see snarky fricks like this shite their pants



Won't happen, for non-believers. "He will appear a second time unto salvation for THEM WHO LOOK for His coming"; implication being, that if you ain't looking, he ain't coming. It's Subjective Reality; like Quantum Physics, ultimately ALL of Perceived Reality is affected by the 'Viewer'.

"The Kingdom of Heaven cometh not with observation, behold, it is within".

For those who don't focus on Jesus and take that leap of Faith, best shot is to focus on Love, and hope that the essences of Energy/Light is Self Aware. I.e., God; loving version. Otherwise, it's non-existence for eternity, after the arse kicking that's coming. Secular Humanist Totalitarian Egalitarians who believe People have no 'Soul' (and are thereby worth no more than cow)...or Theocratic Islam...or a Faith based on Jesus' Gospel of Love and Mercy. Take your pick. Good luck...or God speed.
Posted by MadQfrog
Rural VA
Member since May 2021
852 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:27 am to
I found this hilarious. Islam has their own version of Gog and Magog.

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they are only half the height of a normal man, with claws instead of nails and a hairy tail and huge hairy ears which they use as mattress and cover for sleeping.
From Wikipedia

Wtf? Apparently their version is that they are trapped behind a copper wall between two mountains. It sounds like Lord of the Rings.
Posted by Shepherd88
Member since Dec 2013
4885 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:33 am to
Kinda crazy you posted this bc I’ve been reading “The Unseen Realm” by Michael Heiser. This stuff is pretty much the same.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26072 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:35 am to
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I'm trying to figure out Ethiopia's beef with Israel.


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All muslims have a beef with Israel.


Who’s gonna tell him?


Psssst. Ethiopia is predominantly Christian...
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26072 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:38 am to
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Apparently their version is that they are trapped behind a copper wall between two mountains. It sounds like Lord of the Rings.


Yes, in Khorsian (Afghanistan). I’ll preface my statement by stating that I put zero credence in any of this BUT the caliphate did establish Raqqa as the capitol, and the “vatican” (US) did come in a beat the shite out of them, another part of all the prophesy.

That’s why ISIS was so adamant about Raqqa. It is a part of their end times prophecy and it aligns with the Christian version to a large degree.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39298 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:39 am to
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Who’s gonna tell him?


Psssst. Ethiopia is predominantly Christian...




Someone already did. That was genuinely hilarious though.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39298 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:46 am to
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That’s why ISIS was so adamant about Raqqa.


Wasn't their eschatology based around Dabiq?
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
10392 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:50 am to
The problem with prophecies, whether they are in the Bible, Nostradamus, or whoever, is that they are as vague as horoscopes. The Simpsons and sci-fi literature have more accurate records of predicting the future.
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
14454 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:50 am to
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Who’s gonna tell him?


Psssst. Ethiopia is predominantly Christian...


Hey what if just the Muslims from these countries attack Israel?
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14889 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:53 am to
Why would Russia have a dog in this fight?
Posted by BobBoucher
Member since Jan 2008
18503 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:57 am to
Kinda hard to see that as a great world war.

The US could beat that back with a fraction of our armed forces. And it doesn’t count our allies.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21838 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:59 am to
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Fools delight in their folly.


That can be said about religious people too
Posted by MintBerry Crunch
Member since Nov 2010
5841 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 6:59 am to
If by GOD you mean Guided Ordinance Delivery, then yes, history might repeat itself... again
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26072 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 7:00 am to
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Wasn't their eschatology based around Dabiq?


You are correct.
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
10392 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 7:01 am to
To believe end times prophecies, you also have to believe that the Jews that deny that Jesus is God's Son somehow still have standing over actual followers of Christ. God sent his Son to save mankind, but His end of the world plans revolve around the actions of the people that believe His Son was born of a whore and is spending eternity in Hell covered in shite. Makes total sense.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
23866 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 7:03 am to
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Pretty sure Germany got all of their Jew attacking out of their system in the 30s and 40s.


No not really. They were forced to stop but make no mistake there is still a lot of hatred for Jews by Germans.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14408 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 7:11 am to
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Makes total sense


Zionists never make sense
Posted by PickupAutist
Member since Sep 2018
3038 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 7:37 am to
The way modern evangelical denoms practically worship Jews and Jewish bloodlines is baffling in light of what scripture actually says. I’m sure God is going to bless a nation that requires you to reject the Lord Jesus Christ in order to claim your right to return. I’m sure a religion the spits at the name of the Son somehow has the Father on their side.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21838 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 8:47 am to
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I’m sure a religion the spits at the name of the Son somehow has the Father on their side.


Or maybe they are right, Christians are wrong, and the Messiah has not shown up for the first time yet.

Or maybe the Sumerians got their flood, then "died and came back 3 days later" story right with Gilgamesh, and Jews AND Christians are wrong.
This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 8:49 am
Posted by FatMan
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
2053 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 8:49 am to
Israel is not a country...
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