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re: El Salvador’s Prison welcomes the Tren de Aragua gang with free haircuts and a shave

Posted on 3/16/25 at 5:41 pm to
Posted by DefCon1
Member since Dec 2017
785 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 5:41 pm to
Maybe the if the barbers' razors are sharp enough, they can give them a quickie trans surgery.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
35960 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 5:41 pm to
This has to be fake news. We were told for years that nothing could be done without Congress passing a new immigration law.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62083 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 6:16 pm to
They will be able to indulge their rape fantasies behind bars
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
10018 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 6:27 pm to
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1394 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 8:20 pm to
. Are you sure AggieHank has a wife? There is a good chance AggieHank has a husband. Doesn't mean that AggieHank and his husband would not bend over for an illegal entry.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15572 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 8:36 pm to
Michael Moore says "there goes one of the doctors that would have cured cancer for us."
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
2689 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 8:43 pm to
That was an awesome video.

Wish there was another 60 minutes of their arrival to watch. These dudes are screwed, and the looks on their faces says it all.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
23151 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 8:44 pm to
This is the way
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15572 posts
Posted on 3/16/25 at 8:45 pm to
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These dudes are screwed, and the looks on their faces says it all.

I want to say that you don't get out of that prison. It's a one-way trip like a roach motel. Roaches check in, but they don't check out.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167605 posts
Posted on 3/17/25 at 7:33 am to
Yep and his so called ORDER was too late and null and void. He is not President.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11860 posts
Posted on 3/17/25 at 7:41 am to
You had me until this part
quote:

his wife


That dude is a fig
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 3/17/25 at 7:42 am to
Did they get a free firehose bath, too?
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167605 posts
Posted on 3/17/25 at 8:21 am to
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143856 posts
Posted on 3/17/25 at 8:58 am to
quote:

There is a good chance AggieHank has a husband


Doubtful. Can’t get married in Texas until you’re at least 16.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130337 posts
Posted on 3/17/25 at 9:55 am to
It really does make you wonder why other CA and SA countries can't do what El Salvador is doing.

And it does make you worry about what happens there once Bukele is out of power.

But in the meantime, this is awesome as hell.
Posted by TS1926
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
8038 posts
Posted on 3/17/25 at 11:17 am to
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How mentally ill does one have to be to even suggest an illegal Venezuelan gang member has constitutional rights?


Mentally ill enough to support dangerous criminal Venezuelans and Jihadis in America, but at the same time deafeningly silent to Jan 06 political prisoners, Douglas Mackey, and pro-life people tossed into prison.
Posted by Ukfan9
Member since Jan 2025
301 posts
Posted on 3/17/25 at 11:22 am to
What Bukele has done in El Salvador is nothing short of a miracle. Turned the murder capital in the world to one of the safest in the Americas.

He might end up making a profit from that prison in the future. Many more illegal immigrants will be on the way.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17137 posts
Posted on 3/17/25 at 11:27 am to
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The way they are so docile. They must threaten to beat the shite out of them


The nightsticks the guards carry arent for show. Say something out of like and they lose their teeth.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
6488 posts
Posted on 3/17/25 at 11:54 am to
I’m loving the previews. Can’t wait for the movie. These guys are as good as dead. There’s no way they could be released at some point. If they committed a future heinous crime, Bukele would be greatly damaged politically. They will never be heard from again.
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