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Dixie Beer announces new names
Posted on 6/27/20 at 7:34 am
Posted on 6/27/20 at 7:34 am
Everyone knows Tom Benson wanted to buy and save the New Orleans institution that was Dixie Beer. But Gayle Benson, would like to take this opportunity to virtue signal. Her intention was to use Tom’s money to buy then kill Dixie after his death because ALL Southern things are inherently RACIST,
Dixie Brewing Co. shall henceforth be rebranded, Marring Up Brewing Co.. The corporate motto shall be “The Third Times the Charm”.
Regular Dixie shall be named “Take a Knee”.
Dixie Light shall be renamed “The Liberal Light Man’s Burden”.
Dixie Blackened Voodoo shall be “Blackened Lives Matter Voodoo”.
The ice beer will be branded ”Antifa Ice”
And don’t forget to get a 6 pack of ”Safe Space IPA”
A minuscule percentage of the profits shall be donated to the Democratic Party’s Reparations Fund.
Gayle Benson said to expect more Virtue Signaling Brews to be released as the mood hits her!
*Note we are corporately questioning the replacement of India in IPA because of cultural appropriation. All libtarded suggestion for an unoffensive “I” word will be considered.
Dixie Brewing Co. shall henceforth be rebranded, Marring Up Brewing Co.. The corporate motto shall be “The Third Times the Charm”.
Regular Dixie shall be named “Take a Knee”.
Dixie Light shall be renamed “The Liberal Light Man’s Burden”.
Dixie Blackened Voodoo shall be “Blackened Lives Matter Voodoo”.
The ice beer will be branded ”Antifa Ice”
And don’t forget to get a 6 pack of ”Safe Space IPA”
A minuscule percentage of the profits shall be donated to the Democratic Party’s Reparations Fund.
Gayle Benson said to expect more Virtue Signaling Brews to be released as the mood hits her!
*Note we are corporately questioning the replacement of India in IPA because of cultural appropriation. All libtarded suggestion for an unoffensive “I” word will be considered.
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Posted on 6/27/20 at 7:37 am to Gaspergou202
They should call it Pedo Beer after the Saints covering up the NOLA archdiocese Catholic church’s child sex abuse.
Interesting how quickly that story fell off the front page
Interesting how quickly that story fell off the front page
Posted on 6/27/20 at 7:40 am to Gaspergou202
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This post was edited on 6/27/20 at 7:50 am
Posted on 6/27/20 at 7:41 am to Gaspergou202
How about, going out of business
Posted on 6/27/20 at 7:51 am to Gaspergou202
Gold Digging Lager
This post was edited on 6/27/20 at 7:52 am
Posted on 6/27/20 at 7:54 am to Gaspergou202
Dixie beer in Arkansas is also known as horse piss. I know of no one that likes horse piss up here.
Posted on 6/27/20 at 7:54 am to Gaspergou202
Or never to be bought again beer.
Posted on 6/27/20 at 7:55 am to Gaspergou202
Posted on 6/27/20 at 7:56 am to Gaspergou202
LaToya Lager
Posted on 6/27/20 at 8:00 am to Gaspergou202
The Catholic priests the Saints tried to help out support this name change.
Posted on 6/27/20 at 8:10 am to Gaspergou202
Soy Latte
Posted on 6/27/20 at 8:11 am to SelaTiger
Had one Dixie beer in my life, and it tasted like piss, never had anothe And never will
Posted on 6/27/20 at 8:13 am to Gaspergou202
May as well just close the doors. The audience that drank that shite beer ain’t buying “take a knee” beer.
Another go woke, go broke.
Another go woke, go broke.
Posted on 6/27/20 at 8:24 am to bigwheel
quote:
Had one Dixie beer in my life, and it tasted like piss, never had anothe And never will
Grew up on Dixie. Have the remnants of a 6 pack in the fridge. I will take a bottle out and put it next to my Jax bottle in my man cave. Will never buy again.
Poor Dixie.
Damaged by a hurricane.
Killed by a Gayle.
Posted on 6/27/20 at 8:26 am to Gaspergou202
The Dixie of 2020 doesn’t taste like the Dixie of 1985. The new version is clearly better. I find it refreshing.
This post was edited on 10/24/20 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 6/27/20 at 8:27 am to Gaspergou202
Their sales are going to go up a lot for the next month or so because people are going to want the last cans with Dixie on them but then it's all going to come crashing down
They will file for bankruptcy within 2 years
They will file for bankruptcy within 2 years
Posted on 6/27/20 at 8:29 am to Gaspergou202
Do you feel better now that you cried about it, pussy?
Posted on 6/27/20 at 8:31 am to Gaspergou202
Posted on 6/27/20 at 8:31 am to lsutigers1992
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Do you feel better now that you cried about it, pussy?
Show me how to take a knee tough guy!
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