Cellist in London performs with bacon draped over his shoulders to ward off Muslims.

Women and goats should do the same

Eau de Porke'

Considering Afghanistan just legalized child marriage, infants aren’t safe around the barbarians

The Afghan people might be some of the lowest forms of human existence. Libya says hold my beer.

This is the way

If bacon is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Jihawg Ammo, the company started by Brendon and Julie Hill of Coer D'Alene, Idaho, sells boxes of gun cartridges that are made with pork products and advertised as being a deterrent to potential terrorists who may not eat pork because of their religious beliefs.

"With Jihawg Ammo, you don't just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell," the company said in a press release earlier this month. "That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack. If it ever becomes necessary to defend yourself and those around you our ammo works on two levels."

I'd pork her.