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California is regulating cow farts.

Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:37 pm
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:37 pm


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“One of the ways they plan to reduce methane emissions is by requiring farmers to change the diets of their cows.”
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 3:40 pm
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

“One of the ways they plan to reduce methane emissions is by requiring farmers to change the diets of their cows.”

Good luck with that
Posted by Champs
Geaux Tigers
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:42 pm to
liberals are retarded
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:42 pm to
Finally a common sense measure. These cows need less fiber and more pasta.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:44 pm to
I see a boom coming for WI dairy farmers.
Posted by fillmoregandt
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:44 pm to
Oh for fricks sake
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

“One of the ways they plan to reduce methane emissions is by requiring farmers to change the diets of their cows.”


I don't see the problem with that. What cow wouldn't like a nice salad of kale, squash, Savoy cabbage with a light vinegarette and a glass of Cabernet?
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:08 pm to
i really really really want video footage of the first cow to be arrested for violating this law
Posted by TeLeFaWx
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:10 pm to
If they are worried about methane production, why not target rice paddies? Is starving a few hundred million Asians and Indians not worth saving the planet??? I thought AOC said this was like WW2?
Posted by Junky
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Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

by requiring farmers to change the diets of their cows.


Posted by Vecchio Cane
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Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

California is regulating cow farts. by MeatCleaverWeaver


I'm gonna bet that they're not, actually
Posted by AlceeFortier
Member since Dec 2016
1795 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:25 pm to
yes, some people have gone too far. liberalism is a brain disease and , at the same time, trumpism is too a disease.
what is worse: trumps incessant blatant lying or a cow farting?????
i think trump disease is worse but regulating cow flatulence is a close second
wanna end global warming? tape shut trumps pie hole and cows butt holes.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:25 pm to
I wake up some days and wonder if this is really real life.
Posted by sotex
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:26 pm to
"i really really really want video footage of the first cow to be arrested for violating this law"


This sounds absurd now, but I fully expect the moonbeams to come up with a mens rea component to charge cows. Perhaps only applicable to white cisgender cows that fart.
Posted by Dead End
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:28 pm to
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liberals are retarded
Posted by wickowick
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:32 pm to
Soon there will be cow fart meters attached to the cow's arse, and the farmer will be taxed for the methane expelled.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

“One of the ways they plan to reduce methane emissions is by requiring farmers to change the diets of their cows.”


quote:

Good luck with that


It wouldn't matter.

Cows are ruminates, as are another 10+ major species.
Their digestive process produces methane. It is a fact that will not be changed by diet.


Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45292 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:38 pm to
They need to install new technology to capture the cow fart before it is released into the atmosphere.

Wtf

Smh
Posted by tigerpawl
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12201 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:46 pm to
There are 94 million cows in the US, but there was once 60 million buffalo and untold numbers of horses.


I think it is a wash.

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