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An illegal immigrant was arrested for stealing Kristi Noem's purse

Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:21 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:21 am
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An illegal immigrant was arrested Saturday for stealing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s pricey Gucci bag containing $3,000 in cash and other personal items – and a second migrant suspect is still on the loose, according to sources.


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The suspect, whose identity was not immediately available, was busted by the DC Metro Police and the Secret Service, sources said.


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The perp, who is believed to be part of a large east coast robbery crew, is expected to appear in court early next week as law enforcement hunt for his accomplice, sources said. Officials are also looking for a second suspect who is also reportedly an illegal migrant.


Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:23 am to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:23 am to
I’d steal her booty
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:27 am to
reports at time of theft was, it was a white guy stealing the purse. Now we see why the news is so concerned with getting facts straight
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:31 am to
That should give her the moral high ground now in any debate regarding illegals.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:35 am to
Did that illegal steal the wrong person's purse or what?
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:37 am to
All of these hard working asylum seekers sure do seem to commit a lot of crimes
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:40 am to
We wAnT JuStIcE FoR tHiS WrOnGLy AcCusEd ReSiDeNt!!!!!!!
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
35490 posts
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:41 am to
I'm sure it's just dumb luck, right?


I mean, I'm a full adult and have gone my entire life without stealing a single purse, and this guy steals ONE (must be his 1st, right) and WHAM!! Gets caught and it turns out to be none other than the DHS Chief's, no less.

And how'd he even get close enough to pick up her purse anyway?


Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
35490 posts
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:42 am to
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reports at time of theft was, it was a white guy stealing the purse



White
Latino.

Duh!

Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19891 posts
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:44 am to
Can we just start assuming they are all from El Salvador and ship them to that luxury hotel there?
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:45 am to
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A Daily Mail article from 2015 says Bustamante Leiva is Chilean who stole wallets, computers, and phones in London.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
35490 posts
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:47 am to
So, per usual, he was part of a 'crew' of criminals.

Just like the 'Maryland father', who inexplicably had a MS-13 tattoo on his hand.

What are the odds?
Posted by The Torch
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:53 am to
HE GONE


FAFO at it's core
Posted by goatmilker
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:55 am to
Need a dim judge to set this poor father free!
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
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Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:58 am to
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All of these hard working asylum seekers sure do seem to commit a lot of crimes


I guess they gotta do something to pass the brief time in between those long, arduous shifts of picking all the fruits and veggies that we Americans won’t pick ourselves.
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
16685 posts
Posted on 4/27/25 at 10:00 am to
Not a peep from the SS how a person could get so close and get away with it. Wonder if they looked away on purpose.

I shudder to think the 100s of billions to get this shat out of the country. Maybe we are able to scoop up a lot of ole timers in the process, ones who have been her for a decade or two.
Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 10:01 am to
Nice photoshop touch ups.
Posted by rileytiger
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 10:05 am to
He had to and it’s justified because the person he stole from was stealing from him.
Posted by tommyga
Member since Oct 2024
73 posts
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:13 pm to
The day it happened, ALL the stories reported IMMEDIATELY that it was a WHITE male.
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