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An illegal immigrant was arrested for stealing Kristi Noem's purse
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:21 am
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:21 am
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An illegal immigrant was arrested Saturday for stealing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s pricey Gucci bag containing $3,000 in cash and other personal items – and a second migrant suspect is still on the loose, according to sources.
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The suspect, whose identity was not immediately available, was busted by the DC Metro Police and the Secret Service, sources said.
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The perp, who is believed to be part of a large east coast robbery crew, is expected to appear in court early next week as law enforcement hunt for his accomplice, sources said. Officials are also looking for a second suspect who is also reportedly an illegal migrant.

Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:23 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:23 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
I’d steal her booty
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:27 am to Jbird
reports at time of theft was, it was a white guy stealing the purse. Now we see why the news is so concerned with getting facts straight
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:31 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
That should give her the moral high ground now in any debate regarding illegals.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:35 am to Jbird
Did that illegal steal the wrong person's purse or what?



Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:37 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
All of these hard working asylum seekers sure do seem to commit a lot of crimes
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:40 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
We wAnT JuStIcE FoR tHiS WrOnGLy AcCusEd ReSiDeNt!!!!!!!
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:41 am to HeadCall
I'm sure it's just dumb luck, right?
I mean, I'm a full adult and have gone my entire life without stealing a single purse, and this guy steals ONE (must be his 1st, right) and WHAM!! Gets caught and it turns out to be none other than the DHS Chief's, no less.
And how'd he even get close enough to pick up her purse anyway?
I mean, I'm a full adult and have gone my entire life without stealing a single purse, and this guy steals ONE (must be his 1st, right) and WHAM!! Gets caught and it turns out to be none other than the DHS Chief's, no less.
And how'd he even get close enough to pick up her purse anyway?
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:42 am to Trevaylin
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reports at time of theft was, it was a white guy stealing the purse
White Latino.
Duh!

Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:44 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Can we just start assuming they are all from El Salvador and ship them to that luxury hotel there? 

Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:45 am to SouthEasternKaiju
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A Daily Mail article from 2015 says Bustamante Leiva is Chilean who stole wallets, computers, and phones in London.

Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:47 am to Jbird
So, per usual, he was part of a 'crew' of criminals.
Just like the 'Maryland father', who inexplicably had a MS-13 tattoo on his hand.
What are the odds?
Just like the 'Maryland father', who inexplicably had a MS-13 tattoo on his hand.
What are the odds?
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:53 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
HE GONE
FAFO at it's core
FAFO at it's core

Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:55 am to Jbird
Need a dim judge to set this poor father free!
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:58 am to HeadCall
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All of these hard working asylum seekers sure do seem to commit a lot of crimes
I guess they gotta do something to pass the brief time in between those long, arduous shifts of picking all the fruits and veggies that we Americans won’t pick ourselves.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 10:00 am to The Torch
Not a peep from the SS how a person could get so close and get away with it. Wonder if they looked away on purpose.
I shudder to think the 100s of billions to get this shat out of the country. Maybe we are able to scoop up a lot of ole timers in the process, ones who have been her for a decade or two.
I shudder to think the 100s of billions to get this shat out of the country. Maybe we are able to scoop up a lot of ole timers in the process, ones who have been her for a decade or two.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 10:01 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Nice photoshop touch ups.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 10:05 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
He had to and it’s justified because the person he stole from was stealing from him.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:13 pm to rileytiger
The day it happened, ALL the stories reported IMMEDIATELY that it was a WHITE male.
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