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Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:25 am to Deek
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I watched a M'fer in Iraq wipe his arse with a freaking rock and then tossed sand up his arse crack.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:29 am to Jbird
I have three bidets in my house. Actual electric smart toilet TOTO bidets. Not just those washlet seats people get for $300, but those are nice too.
Anyway, I will never not have at least one in my master bath again. It's silly they aren't standard in America yet.
Mine will wash your front, back, and middle for the ladies, blow dry you, warm the water, has a night light, automatic seat, remote, heated seat, etc. Anything less feels primitive now.
A friend of mine told me his doctor told him to get one because he was having hemorrhoid issues from wiping. Since he got one, no more issues.
Anyway, I will never not have at least one in my master bath again. It's silly they aren't standard in America yet.
Mine will wash your front, back, and middle for the ladies, blow dry you, warm the water, has a night light, automatic seat, remote, heated seat, etc. Anything less feels primitive now.
A friend of mine told me his doctor told him to get one because he was having hemorrhoid issues from wiping. Since he got one, no more issues.
This post was edited on 11/11/25 at 8:31 am
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:30 am to Jbird
I mean, he’s got a point 
Only poor people don’t use bidets.
Only poor people don’t use bidets.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:31 am to RFK
quote:He is a left hand scraper.
I mean, he’s got a point
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:37 am to Jbird
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Replying to @realMaalouf YET he lives here enjoying freedom of speech and freedom of religion and economic freedom - you cannot make this up! Why would any of us be jealous of a backward ideology?!
Cells like this need to get investigated. Any immigrant applying for citizenship who follows these anti American beliefs should be DENIED citizenship and DEPORTED.
Only the best people who believe in American values are even given the chance to live here. All others are NOT ALLOWED
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:40 am to Jbird
Three shells user?
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:46 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
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If you’ve ever used a bidet you’d know he has a point. Not the one he is making, but still a point.
I get it but the Middle East literally looks 2000 years ago still. Very primitive and ignorant people.
Its embarrassing honestly. It has something to do with DNA I know that.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:12 am to AubieinNC2009
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Most muslims don't use a bidet they use their hand
That is why I said it wasn’t the point he was making.
Read the full post.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:26 am to jizzle6609
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It has something to do with DNA I know that.
Or the fact that first cousin marriage has been going on for generations. Abraham banned that practice over 2000 years ago amingst the jews because it was clearly producing imbeciles. Muslims have been doing it since Muhammad made it all the rage. That's 1000 years of inbreeding.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:32 am to VoxDawg
I can smell that room full of those vermin. 
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:33 am to Jbird
Yes... Muslims are so... civilized.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:33 am to VoxDawg
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:33 am to Jbird
Wait… what exactly is he implying?
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:36 am to Jbird
They are incompatible.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:37 am to Jbird
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:43 am to Jbird
I would rather wipe my arse with toilet paper than have a pedophile as a prophet.
Islam is a tool of Satan. Everything it teaches is contrary to Jesus teachings.
To them it is ok to lie, steal, kill (infidels), beat their women, have sex with children.
They will all eternally swim in the lake of fire.
Islam is a tool of Satan. Everything it teaches is contrary to Jesus teachings.
To them it is ok to lie, steal, kill (infidels), beat their women, have sex with children.
They will all eternally swim in the lake of fire.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:45 am to No Colors
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Or the fact that first cousin marriage has been going on for generations. Abraham banned that practice over 2000 years ago amingst the jews because it was clearly producing imbeciles. Muslims have been doing it since Muhammad made it all the rage. That's 1000 years of inbreeding.
Just a tick above livestock but worth less
Posted on 11/11/25 at 9:46 am to RAB
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You squat over a hole in the ground in the Arab world.
And the hole is 1/4inch deep.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 5:10 pm to stout
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Anyway, I will never not have at least one in my master bath again. It's silly they aren't standard in America yet.
100% agree. I used to live in Japan and Thailand and the toilet technology was actually superior. Japanese toilets are insane. I was just in Tokyo last month and had forgotten about the 24 hour heated seat. How are we so…er, behind?
The guy actually has a point. America is so comfortable with cold air blowing out of the ceiling, washers AND dryers, 1,500 TV channels but we haven’t advanced with toilets.
My toilets in Bangkok always had a high pressure hose next to the seat like you see in your kitchen sink. Sounds primitive but saves a ton on paper. Need one of those for the house
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