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re: 2 intermissions during SOTU? Seriously?

Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:10 am to
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
19535 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:10 am to
I wonder how much they are going to juice Biden up for the SOTU speech. Given how little of his mind is still there, if they over-juice him it could kill him.

Posted by SlickRick55
Member since May 2016
1889 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:13 am to
Doesn't he usually do pretty well when he's juiced up and every word is telepromted? And how did he do the last SOTU? I didn't watch it.
Posted by TexSolo
Member since Oct 2023
273 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:15 am to
If this is true, it's just more proof this is all a movie and this is not for the intelligent people who were either never asleep or have recently been awakened, but for the millions of dumbasses still asleep, like the ones that voted for pedojoe on Super Tuesday.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131398 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:15 am to
I imagine he is currently in a drug induced coma in a hyperbaric chamber.

They will awake him a couple hours before the speech and start pumping him full of drugs. His eyes will appear black because pupils will be the size of a dinner plate.
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93724 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:17 am to
Has there ever been intermissions before and why?
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140554 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:19 am to
Reddy puss must be so proud.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124288 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:21 am to
Hey, a diaper can only hold so much shite
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21814 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:26 am to
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Has there ever been intermissions before and why?

No. Just intermissions for long applauses. They are not planning to have anyone clap tonight and need breaks to fill the 75 min speech
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
11857 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:37 am to
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2 intermissions during SOTU? Seriously?


Gotta give time for the other two dementia brained body-doubles to get some screen time or else they will start throwing their pudding at the hired help.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
24829 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:37 am to
quote:

is he peeing? 

No. They have had enough time with him now, to have detailed records and data that show exactly how long the uppers last before he needs another dose, and how long it takes before the next dose kicks in.

Honestly, this is elder abuse. But unlike any other scenario where there's obvious elder abuse, I'm not bothered by this at all.

GOD only knows what alchemical concoction of Amphetamines/Adderall and whatever else they're shooting into this man just to keep him upright and awake for 15 minutes at a time. It's sad to watch, but at the same time it's an emotional contradiction because I mostly don't feel bad for him. The only part that kinda does make me feel bad is that Biden doesn't even remember all the horrible shite he's done throughout his half-century political career of fleecing taxpayers and selling America down the river to our geopolitical arch rivals.

If they seriously do two separate intermissions (completely unprecedented) during this thing, it's going to give Tucker and Trump both ample time for rebuttal on their platforms before the speech is even over.

Are the dims seriously going to ride this sinking ship all the way down??? There's no way they're not ready right now to install Newsom. There's no way. Biden's brain is oatmeal.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
60049 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:41 am to
It's satire, but the line between a joke and reality is far too blurred to enjoy the joke.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45290 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:44 am to
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Reddy puss must be so proud


“Yes, I am proud. This is a very intelligent move and long overdue. Research shows that taking breaks increases productivity and motivates people to listen better. Given the complex issues to be discussed at the State of the Union, it makes perfect sense to include multiple breaks. I’m proud that Biden is the first to make this improvement in our function of government. You’re just so stupid that you can’t understand the truth about how intermissions work.”
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140554 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:47 am to
Posted by Veritas
Raleigh, NC
Member since Feb 2005
6241 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:50 am to
Curious if they might have coordinated with liberal media to tout how great he’s doing during these breaks.
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
2766 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:56 am to
quote:

Yes, I am proud. This is a very intelligent move and long overdue. Research shows that taking breaks increases productivity and motivates people to listen better. Given the complex issues to be discussed at the State of the Union, it makes perfect sense to include multiple breaks. I’m proud that Biden is the first to make this improvement in our function of government. You’re just so stupid that you can’t understand the truth about how intermissions work.”


Oh my.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
10709 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 11:59 am to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47613 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 12:03 pm to
If it's on Twitter, it must be true
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260729 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 12:04 pm to
Joe's Amphetamines must have a very short operational window.

Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98860 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 12:09 pm to
Reminds me of the Star Trek episode where the Federation "observer" brought order to the planet by emulating Nazi Germany, and then his lieutenant drugged him and piped in his speeches while he was on TV.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260729 posts
Posted on 3/7/24 at 12:11 pm to
quote:


Reminds me of the Star Trek episode where the Federation "observer" brought order to the planet by emulating Nazi Germany, and then his lieutenant drugged him and piped in his speeches while he was on TV.



I'm sure they have many mechanics on board to tinker with the empty suit.

I just pray to God that old dipshit goes off script. I would even watch for that.

Hell, I would purchase it on PPV If I knew he didnt have a script.
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