re: Worst Smell You've EVER Smelled?

I intended to stay away from that advanced level of stank up in here.

Worked at a veterinarian practice in high school, went on a call about a calf that needed pulling. Turned out the calf had been dead for several days, had started to rot inside the cow and had to be cut apart inside the cow with this wire saw thing. The sight and smell of a rotting calf plus blood mucus afterbirth and everything else coming out of a cow in little pieces is something I will never forget.

When I was 11, i was right next to a septic tank when they cracked it open and started to rake it. I puked immediately and remember the smell today 49 years later.

Trying to move a refrigerator out of my house a month after Katrina, and it tipped off of the dolly and fell open. Immediately puked

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Worst Smell You've EVER Smelled? quote: Rabbit guts this

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Reminds me of a time that "a friend of mine" took some friends rabbit hunting in "his" jeep. They took of the top and shot off of the troll bars...just threw the rabbits behind the back seat where there was a rubber matt but the mat had a plug in it that was pulled. The nasty rabbit juice of about 50 rabbits all ran down into the screws of "my friends jeep. shite got ripe the next few days until "he" had the chance to take all of the seats out and hose the whole inside out.

Dead shrimp left in an aluminum boat for a few days. Nothing on this God given earth can possibly smell worst than that!

Buzzard puke on my windshield

Second place, rotten fish in a cooler

After hurricane Ike we went down to fourchon to clean up the camp. No one had been since a month before the hurricane to clean out. Had 2 freezers full of fish and none of the neighbors wanted to get it. My dad and I went 3 weeks after the hurricane. I had never seen my dad get sick before, but it was so bad we took turns going in with a trash bag and coming out throwing up every time. I can smell it while typing right now :yak:

Had a buddy who was a Homicide Detective for NOPD 5th district (9th Ward). He worked a scene one night in which he had to collect a victims bloody clothes that were cut off by the medics. Dumb arse accidentally left the bag in his trunk for a few days.

The day he "remembered" about it he decided to prank me and asked me to help him get something out his trunk. When he popped that latch and I got that first whiff I immediately started hurling.

I can smell it while I'm sitting here typing this.