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re: Worst Smell You've EVER Smelled?
Posted on 1/27/13 at 4:57 pm to KingRanch
Posted on 1/27/13 at 4:57 pm to KingRanch
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Buzzard puke on my windshield
Well isn't than some interesting "shite"? Isn't it true that they don't shite, they just puke? Heard that but never researched it....
I know a friend that that threw an axe at and hit a buzzard it. The buzzard ran off but the axe handle fell in some shite that squirted out of the bird as it ran off. But I was the one who picked up the axe and got that shite on my hand. It was pretty bad!
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Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:15 pm to StinkDog12
Somewhere between burnt flesh and a body that's been getting ripe.
I did wrap up my Grundens after lump trip without washing and left them in the truck for a couple days, still had Pogies on them and well it almost knocked me out when I opened the door.
I did wrap up my Grundens after lump trip without washing and left them in the truck for a couple days, still had Pogies on them and well it almost knocked me out when I opened the door.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:17 pm to StinkDog12
quote:
Well isn't than some interesting "shite"? Isn't it true that they don't shite, they just puke? Heard that but never researched it....
i have no clue, we had a bunch sitting in the middle of the road at our old deer lease. we were driving down the road and didn't stop thinking they would fly away, they flew away but also puked on my windshield when they got up to fly away
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:39 pm to StinkDog12
The image of a possum crawling out of a cows a-hole made me crack up. Cant verify the smell, but funniest story by far.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:43 pm to StinkDog12
I just opened a package of stuffed chicken breasts that I got at the store this morning. Smell litterally made me weak in the knees. Date on the pack said it expired 4 days ago 
Good thing is I'm not hungry now, so I can start that diet sooner than planned.
Rotten chicken is insanely rank
ETA: Company I used to work for did the low voltage wiring for one of the makeshift morgues after Katrina. You cannot imagine unless you were there
Good thing is I'm not hungry now, so I can start that diet sooner than planned.
Rotten chicken is insanely rank
ETA: Company I used to work for did the low voltage wiring for one of the makeshift morgues after Katrina. You cannot imagine unless you were there
This post was edited on 1/27/13 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:48 pm to Pirate Diver
It was some crazy shite! When we started shooting the bloated cow we noticed the hips/legs were moving a little....I told my friend that I thought the "movement" was the gas releasing through the guts as we were shooting it.....then sure enough that nasty bastad popped out the arse. Pucker was all slimey and stuff and he actually made it out of there alive because (despite having 2 guns and plenty of bullets) we were in such dismay at what we just witnessed that we just watched it walk away as we started to gag! 
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:48 pm to StinkDog12
Cleaning bathrooms at work. Opened tampon dispenser and someone put their shite in underwear in there, plus rotten tampons, me and boss man both gagged/threw up immediatly. No smell will ever come close i promise.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:50 pm to StinkDog12
Freshman year of dental school, gross anatomy lab. One of the cadavers apparantly died of abdominal cancer because when the dudes opened her up the entire abdominal cavity was liquid.
Some genius decides he is going to clean up the mess with a shop vac. You should have seen that place clear out. Even the instructor, Dr. Landers, who had taught the class for about 20 years was dry heaving.
What is smelled, cannot be unsmelled.
Some genius decides he is going to clean up the mess with a shop vac. You should have seen that place clear out. Even the instructor, Dr. Landers, who had taught the class for about 20 years was dry heaving.
What is smelled, cannot be unsmelled.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:51 pm to ToulatownTiger
Oh for phucks sake! This is the OB....not the OT.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:51 pm to ToulatownTiger
I was a janitor for about 6 months. About 2 months in I told my boss if he wanted the women's room clean he had to find someone else, cause my arse wasn't going in there any more. Nastiest place I have ever been.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:51 pm to StinkDog12
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#1. When I was 10 or so me and one of my friends were walking around the woods with our 22s. We came upon a dead cow and it was swollen real bad and starting to split. We decided to starting shooting it with our 22s. Well this opossum crawled out of the a-hole of the cow and when it did the a-hole split and a river of horrid slime, rotten juice and that possum came pouring out. We both threw up for hours!!!
You win. I have nothing compared to that.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:56 pm to Vol Fan in the Bayou
Reminds me of that cow that was hung in the tree in Venice after the storm. It was there for months, got real big then she blew. Didn't witness, can only imagine. Still kicking myself for not taking a daily or every other day pick.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 5:57 pm to Vol Fan in the Bayou
Got shite on by a buzzard when I was about 17. That was a terrible scent.Oh and rotting human flesh is bad
Posted on 1/27/13 at 6:52 pm to tb27688
Buzzards are making a strong showing in this thread!
Posted on 1/27/13 at 6:56 pm to meauxjeaux2
saw a feller catch on fire at a job site and he burned up, and died.. still have the vision and the smell in my nose.
camp refrigerator and freezer with out power for 3 months due to flooding was real bad with maggots, etc...
mj2, my arse is feeling kinda weird, would you mind giving it a swipe and testing it for me?
camp refrigerator and freezer with out power for 3 months due to flooding was real bad with maggots, etc...
mj2, my arse is feeling kinda weird, would you mind giving it a swipe and testing it for me?
Posted on 1/27/13 at 6:56 pm to StinkDog12
had an insurance job where an old lady had a wood rat crawl into the a/c box behind the dash of her SUV and died. when we dropped the glove box down maggets fell everywhere. worst smell ever..replaced seat covers, carpet, headliner and could still smell it.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 7:05 pm to StinkDog12
Rank polypro is pretty bad.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 7:27 pm to StinkDog12
It was late august, summer storms every other afternoon. There were 7 newspapers in the drive. He was in the chicken coop and the birds had been at him. Overalls were drum-tight, although he hadn't popped yet. Respirators were the order of the day, but decomp sticks to your clothes and in your nose. Wrenched pretty hard but didn't barf, there were deputies watchin from waaay back. Roadkill in the sun brings back memories.
Posted on 1/27/13 at 7:29 pm to Jim Rockford
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Jim Rockford Rank polypro is pretty bad.
Wait what? I feel like I should know but I'm not connecting the dots on "polypro". Only thing I can link "polypro" to is polypropolelyne.....and that's a type of plastic....
Posted on 1/27/13 at 7:30 pm to beulahland
fishing north of cabo we came across a huge whale carcass floating in the pacific. we caught plenty dorado out from it but damn....that shite was bad
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