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Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:32 am to HandGrenade
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My bad fishing stories are just sitting for hours without getting bites and stuff like that
No shite, elderly masturbation and suicides were not what I expected when I clicked on this thread
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:36 am to AlxTgr
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That's something you really don't have to ask me.
Noted..
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:38 am to Broke
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When I was about 12 years old I was fishing with my buddy Wayne at the park over by Greenwood in Baker. We were catching some fish too. An old guy walks up and asks if we had caught anything. Showed him our haul and he chats a few. He walks down about 150 feet away, hauls his dick out and beats it like it owes him money. He was between us and the road out so I couldn't flee accordingly. /story. I fricking win the shite fishing thread. It's a true story
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:39 am to Topwater Trout
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Should have asked if you were getting paid for his charter
It is a repost from another thread.
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I am amazed by how often people will anchor right on top of where you are fishing. Had a guy tell me one time "I came a long way too catch fish".
Aint no such problems when snapper fishing.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:50 am to Flair Chops
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sunk a boat downriver from the camp with about 8 people on board on my 24th or 25th birthday
What is the story on this?
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:55 am to Topwater Trout
Don't even know where to start.
Tarpon Rodeo last year comes to mind. That was a hell of a storm that came through that Friday afternoon.
Tarpon Rodeo last year comes to mind. That was a hell of a storm that came through that Friday afternoon.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:58 am to Broke
he was probably a pedo and wanted to rape u
I've forgotten the plug once, also launched and forgot to leave it strapped, had to swim in very cold water both times
I've forgotten the plug once, also launched and forgot to leave it strapped, had to swim in very cold water both times
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:05 pm to 34venture
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That was a hell of a storm that came through that Friday afternoon.
We got caught in one at Whiskey Pass one morning. 60-70 mph winds, poured for almost 3 hours, lightning everywhere. We hunkered down in a cove and there were 3 guys in a boat a few hundred yards away. They got so cold they got in the water. 2 of them swam to us and just got in shivering.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:10 pm to Topwater Trout
It wasn't that bad, but I was on the beach side and they had storms coming from the east and west and I was dead center of the island. I think winds were sustained at 40 gusting to 55.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:16 pm to 34venture
in my experience the storms that come from the north east are the worst. The day this happened we heard tons of calls to the CG. The next week they had a story about a 25 ft cuddy cabin (maybe 28ft) that was turned around by a 10 ft wave on their way back in. They quartered a 200 ft work boat to make it back in.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:21 pm to Topwater Trout
I got thrown overboard a few years ago in a very busy channel outside St. Pete. Thank goodness the boats behind us were alert otherwise I'd of been ran over by a boat or two..
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:34 pm to wiltznucs
Hit somethign submerged in the rigolets with a charter captain. Going a solid 40+ MPH and damn near came to a dead stop. Luckily no one was hurt, but we all got real scared a couple minutes after it happened and the bilge pump kicked on!
Bilge was able to keep up with hole in boat and were able to troll to a nearby camp and load up the boat.
Bilge was able to keep up with hole in boat and were able to troll to a nearby camp and load up the boat.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:38 pm to Topwater Trout
most likely our first college fishing match
Galveston bay
30 degrees
20 mph north winds(you can imagine the whitecaps)
in a fricking kayak
caught 1 fish between 3 people. lost 2 fish that would have won us the match
Galveston bay
30 degrees
20 mph north winds(you can imagine the whitecaps)
in a fricking kayak
caught 1 fish between 3 people. lost 2 fish that would have won us the match
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:42 pm to Topwater Trout
FLW Kingfish tourney out of Coco marina '06 or '07, it happened to fall on same weekend at GITR so I was setting up to be bad anyway. Lock keys in truck, go to jimmy lock break the deal inside door. But we get on fish. Friday we run out and a mean storm blows up, boats hailing CG around fourchon, some went down. Anyway we get to our spot and immediately begin to catch fish and as the weather continues to deteriorate we decide to kill one. Stick the fish and drop it on deck and toss Doc a tampon to stop up hole. I turn around to get another line out and he goes to whack it with mallet to subdue it and it jumps up and hits him. All the skin on top of middle finger from hand to nail is shredded, the two adjacent in slightly better shape. Blood everywhere I paint it with a few bottles of dermabond and get the bleeding stopped. He insists on fishing so the old guy who drives us, is now helping me on back deck. Take a wave to the side he slips catches cleat with forearm. All his says is "Oh shite, we'll never get this stopped"! I turn and it looks like he's got his hand over a hose of blood. I ask if he's on Coumadin he replies yes and then rattles off 4 or 5 more meds. Long story short, I got one lashed off to t-top, the other wrapped up in bag. I get on stage and guy looks at me covered in blood and says "man looks like you guys had an awesome day, tell me about it". I got two people that need medical attention but they insist I weigh this fish and don't put that fish with the rest going to the food bank, that's human blood on me and the fish. Guy just slowly backs away from me and says I hope you have a better day tomorrow.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:45 pm to Topwater Trout
Where do i start?
One comes to mind when we decided to attempt to go offshore in a bay stealth in 2-4 ft seas. I'm pretty sure I pissed blood after that trip.
There was another time I was snapper fishing, I had to piss, instead of reeling up, I just set my pole down and put it under my foot. Well as I'm pissin a shark takes my bait, when it jerked my pole it knocked me off balance with my dick out and into the water. Lost the rod and reel for good and my short pants for about 10 minutes.
One comes to mind when we decided to attempt to go offshore in a bay stealth in 2-4 ft seas. I'm pretty sure I pissed blood after that trip.
There was another time I was snapper fishing, I had to piss, instead of reeling up, I just set my pole down and put it under my foot. Well as I'm pissin a shark takes my bait, when it jerked my pole it knocked me off balance with my dick out and into the water. Lost the rod and reel for good and my short pants for about 10 minutes.
This post was edited on 6/26/13 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:47 pm to 34venture
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arpon Rodeo last year comes to mind. That was a hell of a storm that came through that Friday afternoon.
I was in that shite coming from 4 bayous to Sand dollar. One of the worst storms I have ever been in. Only time I have propped a boat(boat came out the water and motor screamed). When we finally made it to Sand Dollar there was 5 ft rollers inside the damn marina
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:52 pm to AboveGroundPool
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he was probably a pedo and wanted to rape u
I thought trillhog was young?
Posted on 6/26/13 at 1:14 pm to Topwater Trout
Was on Teledo Bend when the space shuttle blew up. The fish was biting but green jeans made us leave
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