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Weird trespasser story

Posted on 9/25/26 at 1:33 pm
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
3220 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 1:33 pm
I caught this white crackhead walking on my land two nights ago on one of my cell cameras. I wasn’t close by to go check but got two pics but they weren’t that clear. All k could makeout was he was white, walking wjth a big stick and was wearing black Nike shoes. The time said it was about 8 pm and what he was doing back there I have no clue because it’s not an area you just stumble across by accident. The next day I go down there to look around and see if I can find anything and I found his shoes in the middle of the dirt road about half a mile from where his pic was taken. Why would you take off your shoes and leave them?
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118814 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 1:41 pm to
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Why would you take off your shoes and leave them?


quote:

crackhead


Seems reasonable.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Daphne, AL
Member since Oct 2010
86067 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 1:49 pm to
On crack, he probably seent hima Rougarou and got the frick out
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
40197 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:27 pm to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
58089 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:43 pm to
He's likely on a meth-fueled quest to find a sasquatch, and what better place to look?
Posted by DaFreakinFarmer
Member since Feb 2011
152 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:36 pm to
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Why would you take off your shoes and leave them?


I can tell this is your first encounter with a true meth head
Posted by Catahoula20LSU
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
3103 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:37 pm to
It doesn’t have to make sense. He’s on meth. Throw the logic out of the window
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3993 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:47 pm to
The shadow people put tracking devices in them, that's why they keep following him around.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31462 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 6:58 am to
crackhead / methhead

These people go into psychosis and think people are chasing them, he was probably taking his shoes off so he didn't leave foot prints for the shadow people to follow



Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
18359 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 8:03 am to
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Why would you take off your shoes and leave them?


Don't try and make sense of what crackheads do.


My uncles place in north MS is full of crack/meth heads. You'll see a decent looking trailer or house built and then itll slowly start degrading. They'll put posted signs up, pile junk, have pit bulls on chains, and then after 4 or 5 years they almost always end up burning down. We watched one guy build a giant pallet wall around his travel trailer over the course of a deer season. He had a tower on one corner and he'd crouch on it like a gargoyle and flip cars off. The place burnt down and a couple of days later there were crackheads rummaging around through the ashes.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
42515 posts
Posted on 9/26/26 at 9:46 am to
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I caught this white crackhead walking on my land two nights ago


I wont go into why, but I love it when we decide to put white in there.



Also, in about six months, he will remember he left his flip flaps in that exact spot.

He will be back during turkey season.
This post was edited on 9/26/26 at 9:48 am
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11856 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 10:23 am to
This song will explain it

Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5727 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Why would you take off your shoes and leave them?


I ask the toddlers in my family this all the time, no answer either.
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
10975 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:06 pm to
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I ask the toddlers in my family this all the time, no answer either


Doesn't change with teenagers
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30478 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 12:49 pm to
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Why would you take off your shoes and leave them?


If the shoes were cast aside, he may have ran completely out of them

I've had a few things blow up near me through the years, somehow my shoes come off in the first 3ft of running



Given he was a meth head, he could have gotten spooked by a tree branch
Posted by FournetteForEver7
Member since Nov 2015
2604 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 1:20 pm to
Didn't want to be tracked
Posted by Dylan
Bayou Barbary
Member since May 2009
3944 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 1:53 pm to
Stick was actually a gun and he was hunting, took his shoes off so he could stalk quietly, once he got whatever he was hunting, he was so excited he forgot to go get his shoes.

In reality, prolly just cracked out.
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
3556 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

was wearing black Nike shoes.
quote:

found his shoes in the middle of the dirt road

Alien abduction...Marvin the Martian said frick "NIKE for using my NIL and not paying me."

Left 'em there










Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
10496 posts
Posted on 9/28/26 at 11:33 am to
Squatch got him baw
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