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re: Quick. The gods have brought me gifts. Pic inside

Posted on 5/14/13 at 8:08 pm to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 5/14/13 at 8:08 pm to
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None of y'all told me he'd be buckin like a bronco half hour past taking a 17 to the dome
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 5/14/13 at 8:19 pm to
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None of y'all told me he'd be buckin like a bronco half hour past taking a 17 to the dome. He's making it nearly impossible to cut his head and feet off



In the original snapper thread I reported that I dispatched my turtles by boiling them alive.

Saves lead and kills most of the nerve endings that make them squirrelly to clean.

I've seen a turtle have a beating heart almost 30 minutes after it was beheaded.

Posted by Redfish2010
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 5/14/13 at 10:28 pm to


I knew I read that somewhere. I decided to do that because I thought I remembered it being said. Thanks man. That helped a lot
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61514 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 11:28 pm to
Shot, attempted to behead, then boiled. I don't think I am man enough for the tussle!
Posted by Redfish2010
Member since Jul 2007
15231 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 11:38 pm to
Look I had a rough night. After all this, I realized she was carrying eggs. My spirits went from high to low real quick.
Posted by s14suspense
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:20 am to
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Look I had a rough night. After all this, I realized she was carrying eggs. My spirits went from high to low real quick.



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In the original snapper thread I reported that I dispatched my turtles by boiling them alive.

I told you to do this shite in the first place. You just REALLY wanted to shoot that gun didn't you?
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:21 am to
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I knew I read that somewhere. I decided to do that because I thought I remembered it being said. Thanks man. That helped a lot


You're welcome. No problem. Just passing on a little Cajun insight that a friend taught me.

The boil also helps begin to tenderize the meat and makes a lot of that tough skin come off more easily.

Eggs! Eat them. The yolks are delicious.



Tenfoe wrote to fry them in bacon grease. He was dead on.



Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31662 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:22 am to
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Look I had a rough night. After all this, I realized she was carrying eggs. My spirits went from high to low real quick.






You are an evil, sadistic mofo aren't you?
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
11012 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:24 am to
I've eaten a lot of things out of the swamp and mud but I don't think I could do the eggs. The meat is awesome but those eggs look....no.
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:28 am to
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. The meat is awesome but those eggs look....no.


send them to me
Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6978 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:40 am to
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Tenfoe wrote to fry them in bacon grease. He was dead on.



Frickin right. Better than sex.


As far as a dispatch method (Snappers, both kind), I usually keep them on ice for a couple days to slow em down. Then I flip them over and drive a framing nail into their brain from the bottom. That way I can scramble their brains without putting a hole in the skull. I like to clean the skulls and put on a shelf or give as gifts to kids. Make good conversation pieces.

Now a softshell will tuck her head back where you can't get to it. The secret is to get a good hook (6/0 or so) and hook her through the nose. Tie that hook on some good string and hang it from a limb. Gravity will catch up before you can drink a beer and her neck will be stretched out where you can snip the head off with a pair of loppers right behind the ears.
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:43 am to
What the frick is wrong with you people?
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:53 am to
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What the frick is wrong with you people?


Not a damn thing. People like us will survive the Apocalypse.

The squeamish won't.
Posted by 34venture
Buffer Zone
Member since Mar 2010
11369 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 9:01 am to
Cleaned this fella night before last. Sauce piquante for the baseball game Thursday!

Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31662 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 9:02 am to
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Not a damn thing. People like us will survive the Apocalypse.

The squeamish won't.

Damn right!
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 9:05 am to
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Where would one acquire such a thing


I have a few that I could trade.
Posted by JAB528
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 9:07 am to
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 9:09 am to
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Look I had a rough night. After all this, I realized she was carrying eggs. My spirits went from high to low real quick.


Could of told you this right off the bat! If you find one on land at this time of the year, they are looking to lay.
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 10:03 am to
Hell yeah, that's a nice softie.

Sauce piquant will be ridiculous.
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