re: Outdoor things you are doing thing weekend

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Took my kids to the rodeo in West Monroe last night. Was walking down to get em some popcorn during the boring arse barrel racing. I was walking down the fence when all the sudden this cowgirls horse spooks and launches her into the air right toward the metal fence. On instinct, I scale to the top of the fence and catch her in mid air right before her head crams into rails. Of course the grandstands errupt in applause and cheering and I get a standing O right there on the spot. Well, I'm a humble guy so I just bowed my head down in embarrassment. That's when I saw the cowgirl that was in my arms. She was staring up at me with those big blue Texas doe eyes. I did a quick scan and saw that she was stacked like a brick shitter up top, and had the legs of a thouroughbred. I give her my best "howdy maam". She replies "take me right here, right now". Well shite I couldn't do that what with the kids right up there watching. So I politly decline, set her back down on the ground, and resume my quest for popcorn. Flash forward to 2 a.m. I hear pepples hitting the pane of my window. I say to myself "self, I bet that damn longlegged Texas cowgirl has done followed me home". I slip out the bed without waking the old lady and ease to the window. Sure enough, there she was buck naked standing in the moonlight. So I go out there. Turns out she had two other super hot naked barrel racers out there in her dully. They said in unison, "get in". So I did. We hit the Hollywood casino in Shereport till daylight this morning. Now I'm somewhere west of Fort Worth trying to recover from what has been a damn entertaining 8 hrs. Not sure how much further it is to their ranch, but they said they got some kinda horse strenght B-12 shot they're gonna shoot me up with. They said I'm gonna need it.

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